Splash Conception

An accidental pregnancy caused by the leaking of man butter from a woman's anus to her vagina, post coitus.

The splash conception is the number one cause of accidental births in Brick, NJ.

by Corseliun Michael Corett III July 31, 2006

splashing blumpkin

Getting head while taking a shit. The falling turds splash toilet water all over the girl's face. Like a regular blumpkin, only much wetter.

She needed to dry herself off with a towel after giving me a splashing blumpkin. (Your Mom, that is.)

by Monsterod Von Hugenstein August 15, 2006

Anal Spasm

When a fat person farts and their ass proceeds to shake, rattle, and roll.

*fat person farts*
guy 1: eww, did you see that?
guy 2:yeah, that fat guy just had an anal spasm.

by awww gross February 18, 2009

dick splash

Idiot, moron

You just ruined my best porn mag, you dicksplash!

by Anonymous August 27, 2003

Splashy splashy

A (very) loose measurement of spirits. The amount of alcohol being determined by how long it takes to say "splashy splashy".

Also use "Splashy"

Also a term for a drink.

Used in London and North Eastern Australia.

Are you coming to mine for splashy splashy tonight?

by Queen Douche I January 15, 2011

SpasmASM

The result of having a spasm whilst saying the word 'spasm'.

Renee: "Lately, I've been having lots of SpasmASMs -"

Molly: "Woah! Did you just have a spasm whilst saying the word spasm?! God, I have to put this on Urban Dictionary!"

by hyphens_attack October 20, 2011

Splash-Caf

A coffee order where just a splash of regular caffeinated coffee is added to a decaf coffee

Hey, Miss Baristalicious, I'm on my third one today. Can I just get a Splash-Caf?

by MiniSodaBiggiePop2012 March 20, 2012