Stinch

Using mega dildos to cause vaginal prolapse

i have a mega stinch

by the tonk god December 18, 2020

Yung Spinach Cumshot

The yungest rapper who makes the best songs about sex and hoes.

Yung Spinach Cumshot: this is my best song
Bob: play it
Yung Spinach Cumshot: kk
Yung Spinach Cumshot: I am a registered sex offender
I stuck my dick into a blender
Your mom is a transgender
I am a professional nude sender
You know that I be dominating
My cock and balls are rotating
Ice on my wrist, I could go skating
Between thick thighs, I'm suffocating
I have a huge fucking cock
I nut inside my sock
I walk around in crocs
While my dick is harder than a rock
I fuck bitches in school
Cause you know I'm fucking cool
I jump inside my pool
I take a hit from my Juul
I don't actually smoke
But I make your bitch choke
Once I gave someone a stroke
My cock is hard like oak
You know I'm dropping fire
You can sing my songs in the choir
They call me Quagmire
No, they don't, but at least it rhymes
Ayy
Alright everyone sing along for this next part
I nutted inside your mom
Yeah
I nutted inside your mom
Wooh
Alright, here we go
Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay
You know I love being a sexist
I eat pussy for breakfast
Ice on my necklace
I had sex with my dentist
My fanbase is getting bigger
Your hoe is a gold digger
I wear Tommy Hilfiger
While I pull on the trigger
Woah, woah, woah, that was risky
My bitch just turned 60
She knows my cum is sticky
But her pussy is squeaky like mickey
My lines are hotter than the stars
When I'm dropping these crazy bars
My cum has filled jars
And stained so many cars
Ay
Your mom is a hoe
Yeah

by thehottestdaddy January 3, 2023

stinch

A stinch is a person to have on your team. They show good sportsmanship, team leadership, and get rallies started. They're clutch in tough situations, and modest in moments of glory or celebration.

Adam's the top stinch on this team. He always shows up early to help the new players with batting practice and knows how to get on base.

by stinch June 26, 2015

Spinchat

A website where heterosexual men who can't attract a partner in real life pretend to be bisexual girls, thinking that other bisexual girls will then talk to them about their sex lives. These "men" soon desire more than merely taking about sex, and seek to lure unsuspecting bisexual girls into sending pictures of their genitalia. They do this by uploading a stolen picture of an attractive female as their profile picture. They also acquire photos of a females genitalia, which they can claim is their own and swap for similar photos from the aforementioned bisexual girls. Often, these "men" will search for a pornographic collection featuring many photographs of the same girl, preferably with several fully clothed pictures as well. Armed with what now appears to be a legit series of photographs of "themselves", they then seek out bisexual girls to lure into a picture swap. However...in their smugness over the cleverness of their deceit, they overlook the fact that their chat partner is also an ugly loser guy who can't get laid, and that both men are in fact jacking off over each other.

What brings you to spinchat. You're cute. Let me show you my vagina. Now I want to see your vagina.

by IDoneAInternets May 26, 2014

spitchdiggar

an idiot who tries to invent things by combining 2 different things.

some spitchdiggar invented a stupid lawnmower/vacuum cleaner.

by Aldawgg August 13, 2006

Spinach Log

The solid green dump taken after eating too may greens, particularly spinach.

Man, I tore into the thanksgiving vegetables and ended up dropping a huge spinach log the next morning.

by Dan A. November 30, 2009

Spinach

Cum.
Sperm.
Ejaculation fluids.
And you ask why?
Here is why:
One ejaculation contains the same amount of proteins, vitamins, minerals, and amino acids as eight ounces of steak, ten eggs, six oranges, and two lemons.

So after someone swallows, they should feel like Popeye after he's had a can of spinach, because of all these nutrients.

Guy 1: Last night I watched her swallow my spinach.
Guy 2: Haha! She be like Popeye now!

by KiaFTW August 31, 2009