Dirty Spiderman

When your fucking it from the back and you blow out her hip and you say the cum will fix your grandmothers hip

Grandma:OH FUCK MY HIP YA BASTARD
You:Grandma hold on you need the Dirty Spiderman

by BIGBOIBOCE April 29, 2019

fat mexican spiderman

that one guy in times square, usually mexican and slighty overweight. he is dressed up as spiderman and is trying to get you to take a photo with him only to charge you money for it after. he can also be in any other superhero costume.

"hey I just saw fat mexican spiderman talking to those girls who have face paint over their tits to avoid indecent exposure."
"ew what a gross fat fuck."

by Mr Karrot June 17, 2018

spiderman 4

a sweet ass movie that is believed to come out in 2009. it is also believed that the enemies will be carnage and the lizard in this one

I love all 3 movies, I can't wait for spiderman 4 to come out!

by bob goodfellow November 28, 2007

spiderman

see spider-man, the REAL way to spell it.

spider-man is peter parker.

by Paul June 13, 2004

Spiderman

An extension of the penis showing game as seen in the movie "Waiting" It is where one does a handstand while being completely naked outside of a door or around a corner in anticipation that someone will walk out and see them. The consequence for looking at their junk is 10 kicks, while calling them a homosexual for staring at your nuts.

Biz: "I'm going to get Nellis with the Spiderman"

Larry: "Do it, he's about to come out of the bathroom."

Nellis: "Ahhh, dude that's foul!"

Biz: "Why are you staring at my nuts fag?!?"

by Jizmo Beach June 20, 2010

Spiderman

When semen hangs from the penis in such a way that it droops down and attaches itself to the inside of the leg.

Mostly occurs while urinating after sex or masturbation.

Jon - "Oh man, my dick totally did a spiderman last night"

Joe - "Shit dude, spidermans suck..."

by AyePal December 12, 2013

Spiderman That Hoe YOU

It is when you jerkoff, and right before you jerk off, you nut on your hand and throw it at a girls face then you run off web slinging

Spiderman that hoe you, One nightStand

by Alenadro Jihad March 6, 2008