spunker

a giant dong that is also known as the shaft

I splooged out of my spunker

by anonymously anomoymous April 10, 2007

SPEWLUNKER

Someone who vomits in a cave.

I didn't know Al was a spewlunker until we visited Carlsbad Caverns!

by Charles G. June 14, 2007

speleunkering

The act of cave diving into a previously un-explored, and possibly formidable vagina.

"Were you brave enough to explore the wonders down under last night with that dig-dug my man?"

"Dude, I totaly went all in on a speleunkering adventure."

by LawDizzle November 5, 2007

Splunked

To be very drunk, high, or both at one time. An over all under the influence state of mind.

Dude Matt is fucked up, yeah hes totally splunked.

by BadLarry4 December 24, 2014

Desk Spelunking

The activity of diving under a desk in order to fix a computer problem.

Jones was complaining about his keyboard not working so I had to go desk spelunking, turns out the USB cable was unplugged.

by OrigamiFrog August 16, 2010

butt spelunking

Verb: The act of spreading the butt cheeks, and diving into the butt hole tongue first.

Hooked up with a chick last night, and she loved it when I went butt spelunking.

Dude, I went butt spelunking for the first time...bitch needed to clean out dat canyon.

by Stoop Fontain April 21, 2014

Spelunk

1. Using your penis to explore a woman's vagina, or "cave."
2. To ejaculate.

1. "Did you spelunk Callie's cave last night?"
2. "Yessir. Spelunked on her chest, on her face, a little on me...I showed her my dripping stalactite alright."

by tripleovertime99 December 1, 2009