spasticbarny

A sexy beast who steals your girl keep your girls away from this sexy beast

Boyfriend:babe run

Girlfriend:why

Boyfriend:it’s spasticbarny

by Barmy March 20, 2020

Spastics

People who leave the house during a pandemic to go socialise

“Look at those spastics on Facebook drinking Bella in a field”

by OntheDole69 March 30, 2020

Spastalactically

The word you call someone when they are acting autistic and spastic at the same time

James stop acting so spastalactically you’re a disappointment to your family

by Coat hanger May 21, 2020

Spastic

Paisley Robson

Paisley Robson is a spastic

by CompleteMelt May 29, 2020

Spastic's Handshake

Named for the fact that mongs often don't know their own strength

"I fingered Sonya behind the bins at the YMCA last night, her fanny was as tight as a spastic's handshake"

by HomesickFoetus September 14, 2020

spaticlus hangover

when something is left on an end that is like you're hanging over a cliff.

wow that show had a very spaticlus hangover

by spaticlushangover October 23, 2020

Spastic fish

When a male has a strap on attached to his ass, with a girl in front of him and behind him so when he thrusts back and forth both girls are satisfied

I can’t wait tell we get home maybe anna with spastic fish with us

by Monkeytickler2334 February 21, 2021