pussy spasm

An episode of depression that men experience that causes them to be turned into sobbing crybabies.

Dude, why're you crying?" "Sorry, man, I was just having a pussy spasm.

by jmorgy December 7, 2010

Spasmeni Skilla

The greek term for "Cracked Bitch"

Sheppo: "Who was it that said flowers eat grass?"
Kid Kevin: "That Spasmeni Skilla said it man."
Sheppo: "Oh, so it was Renee Charos."

by Kid Kevin. October 22, 2008

giz spasm

when ejaculating, cum keeps spraying out for a prolonged period of time, sometimes spurting out, often combined with uncontrollable shaking of the pelvis.

dude, i just had an uncontrollable giz spasm that lasted for like 2 minutes straight

by eric667835 May 22, 2011

Spamoflage

The camoflage colored cans of Spam found in southern Wal Mart locations.

" I can sit and eat in this here treestand all day...Bambi won't never see my Spamoflage".

by KMK October 31, 2003

spazmoticated

to be spazmotic

Larry is a spazmoticated fuck-face

by Spazmoticated Scott June 21, 2004

Spazmo-Retardo

1, An expansion of the word "Spazmo" and can be used in the same context, however the extended nature of the word boosts its effect.

2, Spazmo-Retardo has also been linked to sufferers of the learning disability Dyslexia.

3, Spazmo-Retardo can also be interchanged with the name for the Dyslexia Diagnostic Test.

1, Hey Matt, you are such a F*cking spazmo-retardo!

2, Hey Matt, you are a spazmo-retardo, how much extra time do you get on your test again?

3, Hey Matt, don't you get a free laptop if you fail the spazmo-retardo test?

by dvdclwll July 16, 2008

Spazmotic

1. Doing something really spastic
2. Describes a person who messes things up, forgets things, etc.

1. Look at her run, she looks so spazmotic!
2. Amber is so spazmotic...

by LeahKristineB. April 28, 2008