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Flock of sparrows hitting a windmill

This is the sound made when the brown hail from your anus hits the porcelain of the toilet.
"That vindaloo from last night sounded like a flock of sparrows hitting a windmill this morning, and it left my arse like 12 guage birdshot, I'm telling you!" Winston Churchill the day after meeting Queen Elizabeth the 2nd for the first time over a Ruby Murray.
by Kingmob Barbelith May 19, 2022
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Shane M Sparrow

Better than awesome . Kryptonian, Breathtaking, Prodigious, Phenominal, Badass, Legendary
Batman channelled his inner Shane M Sparrow and saved the days
by Wesleepipes June 12, 2018
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skimpy sparrow

That skimpy sparrow better not blow up my bathroom.
by CH96 October 11, 2017
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Captain jack sparrow

When your wife fslls asleep on your wedding night so to punish her you splooge in her eye, making her look like a pirate.
Had to sort myself out on my wedding night, here have some jizz in your eye, love you captain jack sparrow
by Daura2731 November 20, 2018
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Jack Sparrow

He is the main character of Pirates of the Caribbean and is played by the great Johnny Depp AKA the best actor ever to exist!
You: OMG WHO EVER PLAYS JACK SPARROW IS A GREAT ACTOR!
Me: YOU DIDN'T KNOW JOHNNY DEPP PLAYS HIM YOU'RE SUCH A DISCRASS!
by Ferocious Fox May 31, 2022
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sparrow

the bird that Mao Zedong tried to kill because they were destroying China's crops, but he ended up destroying the ecosystem. More crops ended up being eaten by insects.
Don't kill sparrows. Mao Zedong tried, and ended up causing something much worse.
by hahaX6X10^23 May 12, 2019
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poop like a sparrow

When someone eats a lot, but doesn’t put on weight . It is said that they must “poop like a sparrow .” Insinuating they must go number two a lot .
Q-Nicole eats so much food .how is she not obese .

A- she must Poop like a sparrow .
by The Bird watcher April 6, 2021
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