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spank shop

A finacial investment company set up of shore, usually Spain, and thus not subject to UK regulations with the intention of ripping off as many people as possible.
Dave and Steve made a packet with their spank shop and went on to open a health food store in Norwich.
by robuttt December 7, 2006
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spank rape

when someone spanks you against your will.
Officer: what is it M'am?
You: i was spank raped!! *sob*
by zee08 December 15, 2008
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Spank Bank Safe Deposit Box

Where the most sexually rewarding, explicit, fulfilling, and indulging sexual encounters and or memories are retained in the mind for the most anticipated and pleasurable masturbation sessions.
example1:

Tom: hey bro, remember when you and i ran the train on that Holly Lolly girl from the Sunset Tan show?

Jon: yeah man, i have that shizzle stored in my Spank Bank Safe Deposit Box

example2:

Matt: hey bud, did you end up hooking up with that horny, drunk blonde chick that was all over you last night?

Steve: Nahh dawgg, before we left to my place she passed out in the bathroom, i had to bring out old memories from my Spank Bank Safe Deposit Box that night as a pathetic attempt to even come close to the amount of pleasure that i was so close to getting...
by gingabreadman186 December 21, 2008
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Spank File

The part of your brain you store raunchy images or steamy intimate memories for use during solo stimulation.
Wow, you were really sexy in that lingerie, I'm putting that in the spank file.
by kosmochic March 23, 2011
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spank station

An old computer that is only used for masturbatory purposes.
My old iMac only has a gig of RAM, so I had to make a spank station.
by ndugu July 6, 2015
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spank cunt

The most hated worthless person with no value at all
by MaDdWaG February 14, 2018
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Spank the plankton

1. When you try to make a dank meme but fail

2. When you try to suck someone’s ankles, but they dodge it by kicking you in the face
1.
P1 My meme I edited for 4 hours got only 3 likes!

P2 Damn that meme really spank the plankton

2.
P1 I tried to suck my girlfriend’s ankles last night, but she ended up breaking my jaw! That bitch spank the plankton!
by Omegle’s May 14, 2018
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