Spaggage

A person with mental differences that would usually be defined as a spag. However the person is unable to move by themselves and uses a special wheelchair to get about. The person is a cross between a spag and a cabbage.

Have you seen Sam at school today? Yesterday she tried talking to me but just dribbled and today she ran over my foot! What a spaggage!

by knookiet May 26, 2023

Clapped Slags

A word to describe girls from Clacton. They are known as both clapped and slags, hence the name clapped slags. They also use this term to describe eachother, as it became the social norm for them.

Example 1:
CS 1: Hey clapped slag
CS 2: Hey babe

Example 2:
Boy: I really want to get with Georgia.
Boy 2: Nah don't shes from Clacton.
Boy 1: Oh she's a clapped slag then.
Boy 2: yeah that whole group is full of clapped slags

by Mr. S.andman June 25, 2018

wet spagett

Wet spagett is the finest of the spaggets usually in the form of ramen noodles but must be wet.

Did you try the spagett at the restaurant?

Yes I have but it does not compare to my famous wet spagett.

by Mac Daddy 420 December 10, 2018

Gargling Spaget

Action of deep-throating multiple Italian Men at the same time.

The only reason she got the job at the Vespa factory was because she was a pro at Gargling Spaget.

by LordDadBod January 27, 2020

cold spaget

Poggers human

that person is definitely a cold spaget they are so poggers

by TheOneHumanDino May 24, 2021

Regretti Spagetti

When you cook food and regret it instantly after

Bob: Man I had some Regretti Spagetti last night

by ImApersononline September 24, 2022

Ur dad likes spageth

Worst insult ever worse than ur dad lesbian or ur sister a mister

Alex: Ur mom gay
Jones: Ur dad lesbian

Alex: Ur dad likes spageth

Jones: *throws up, explodes, goes to hell*

by Pineapple0npizza March 17, 2018