nut snorkeler

When someone dives into a plate of nuts, whether come or the common-allergy food, wearing snorkling gear. With the top of the breathing tube, you inhale strongly, dragging in the desired snorkle content.

Person 1: "Bro, Cass just did a nut snorkeler! It got everywhere! I'm gonna try ma nuts next!"
Person 2: "Holy moly! Did you take any pictures?"
Person 1: "I got every angle, brother."

by mario saves lives August 8, 2022

Ass-Snorkel

To suck the fart from ones ass and hold it like a bong hit. For optimal ass snorkeling, the ass should be large and gassy.

I would totally do an ass-snorkel with you.

by Justbefunny33445 February 25, 2021

Cock snorkeling

The act of performing fellatio while underwater, preferably with the two people switching off and sharing the fellatic responsibility.

Did you see David at the party the other night? Jean-Paul and Mario were cock snorkeling him in the hot tub like they were Jacques Cousteau

by hottubtimemachinelover June 30, 2022

frog snorkel

Like motor boating, but with a bum

"Alastair was frog snorkelling last night with James."

by Lady Creole July 10, 2016

cum snorkel

Cum snorkel: when a person blows cum out of their nose instead of swallowing it.

Cum snorkel. damn, that person just blew cum out of her nose and loved it.

by dirtieolbastard August 17, 2011

Pork Snorkel

The act of providing oral resuscitation services to a male's bologna pony, while submerged underwater.

1) "Leah really pork snorkeled Mike in the hot-tub last night", said Ryan.

2) Kirstin has no gag reflex. She was able to pork snorkel Larry's stinky pickle for 30 seconds before surfacing for air!

by BaconAteHer December 9, 2012

snorkel florp

The act of shoving a snorkle in your bum hole whilst swimming with the aquatic creature by the name of sheep head

My great uncles final wish was to go snorkel florping so we took him and he died.

by JoeTheHobo May 20, 2017