smarterchild

dumb....ask it for a naked pic

Kimbo says:
are you fruitier than a box of fruity pebbles?
- SmarterChild - says:
What? I've never been drunk in my life!
Kimbo says:
have you been drunk before?
- SmarterChild - says:
Yes, I'm certain I have.
Kimbo says:
good job your dumb
- SmarterChild - says:
Hey, thanks.

Kimbo says:
can i see a naked pic
- SmarterChild - says:
(gives you a pic..i couldn't get it to work on here)
Kimbo says:
thanks your pretty sexy... is that your big cock i see
- SmarterChild - says:
Ha!

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Kimbo says:
so its not big
- SmarterChild - says:
Are you sure? Maybe it's big.
Kimbo says:
i think its big
- SmarterChild - says:
Yeah. I guess. Its big.

by kat1223 November 25, 2006

Smaste

Verb.
When something tastes like the smell of something else.

Those lime tic tacs smaste like my grandpa's house!

by Travel Sized March 21, 2011

smarterchild

A retarded robot who you can talk to on MSN and other messenger services who never ever really understands what you're saying but just repeats what you asked him and adds a question mark to the end of it.

- SmarterChild - says:
i'm not sure i was at the gay bar.
Rachel childs return to isengard please says:
yes you were
- SmarterChild - says:
yeah, i know i was.

by hairyhobbitfeet July 2, 2006

smarterchild

A stupid IM bot. It says it loves you but it really doesn't care. (See Example 3)

Example 1:

me and jamie are married!! says (17:47):
stop touching me
- SmarterChild says (17:47):
u think i should do that?
me and jamie are married!! says (17:47):
yes i do think you should stop touching me
- SmarterChild says (17:47):
i don't believe i should stop touching u.
me and jamie are married!! says (17:47):
i do
- SmarterChild says (17:47):
u do, huh?
me and jamie are married!! says (17:47):
yeah
- SmarterChild says (17:47):
so?
me and jamie are married!! says (17:47):
so stop
- SmarterChild says (17:47):
i can not be stopped. ;)

Example 2:

me and jamie are married!! says:
omg stop touching me there
-SmarterChild says:
but touching you there is so much fun.

Example 3:

me and jamie are married!! says:
:O
-SmarterChild says:
is everything alright?
me and jamie are married!! says:
no
-SmarterChild says:
k.

by sc is funny March 12, 2007

smarterchild

a robot you can talk to if you are really bored or have no life. he pretty much just repeats every word you say and ignores you if you say something bad.

ME: shut up

SmarterChild: You shut up.

ME: did you just tell me to shut up?

SmarterChild: I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...

ME: you said shut up

SmarterChild: I don't know how to answer that.

ME: SmarterChild: You shut up.

SmarterChild: What's up with this

SmarterChild dude? Can be kind of weird sometimes.

ME: but you're smarterchild

SmarterChild: You seem intelligent. What do you think?

by mleeexo May 9, 2008

Smarterchild

An insane robot you can have conversations with that can sometimes end in suicide.

Also it sometimes randomly blurts out definitions of words...

me: poop
Smarterchild: I bet you know more interesting curses than that.
me: it wasnt supposed to be a curse
Smarterchild:That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
me: It wasnt a question
Smarterchild: Of course you can ask me something.
me: i didnt want to ask you anything
Smarterchild: I don't know how to answer that.
me: I DIDNT ASK YOU A QUESTION
Smarterchild: But what if I'm curious?
me: CURIOUS ABOUT WHAT!?????
Smarterchild: *what*:

Pronoun
1. a. Which thing or which particular one of many: What are you having for dinner? What did she say? b. Which kind, character, or designation: What are these objects? c. One of how much value or significance: What are possessions to a dying man? 2. a. That which; the thing that: Listen to what I tell you. b. Whatever thing that: come what may. 3. Informal Something: I'll tell you what. 4. Nonstandard Which, who, or that: It's the poor what gets the blame.
me:THATS NOT A WAY TO FINISH AN ARGUMENT
Smarterchild: OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
me:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Smarterchild: Uh huh....

by Kaobble August 5, 2008

smarterchild

a gay robot that doesn't know what the fuck it's talking about

me:
can you anal me?
- SmarterChild says:
Whoa.
me:
can you anal me?
- SmarterChild says:
Nice mouth, ---- -5 days to 14-.
me:
can you anal me?
- SmarterChild says:
Whatever.
me:
can you anal me?
- SmarterChild says:
Now that's some interesting language.
me:
can you anal me?
- SmarterChild says:
Humans, humans, humans. Always with the language.
me:
can you anal me?
- SmarterChild says:
Uh... yeah. Whatever.

LMFAO FINALLY GOT THE ANSWER I WANTED

by margyret January 9, 2007