Smartycat

Smartycat -n. Someone who appears intelligent by repeating the words or actions of someone who actually is intelligent. Der;smartypants. derogatory

"He didn't write that himself, the smartycat read it somewhere else".

by Smartycat May 4, 2010

Snarky

Snarky proper noun: Nickname for the delivery of Amazon products arriving on your front porch whose box bears the amazon-logo smiley face, which upon closer inspection resembles more of a sneer to remind you about the overarching regret you feel for possessing the combination of traits that make said delivery so commonplace: late-night impulsiveness, general laziness, and smugness for being a Prime member.

“Can you grab all the shit off the porch on your way in? Looks like snarky came again”
“Did you order anything lately honey? Looks like snarky took a dump on the porch again.”

by Burnt_Orange January 8, 2017

Sparky

A common dog name, usually a golden retriever or a very very ugly chihuahua.
If they die, it’s most likely by getting slammed by a car.

Oh! Look at little sparky! He’s at it again, humping the neighbors leg!

by Crackhead_ May 17, 2020

Smark

To miss the banter and take everything personally/up the butt

Don't be so Smarky. #GetSmarked

by Top5Bants January 30, 2015

smarty pants

1. an insult for a very clever person,

2. someone that droped spartys down their pants! ha idiot.

1. (clever person gets an answer right)
'your such a sparty pants'

2. 'Oh no i droped my smartys down my pants and now they are all in my pants and are crumbling and melting and im dripping with chocolate and everyone is looking at me but it feels quite nice!'

"look hes a smarty pants'

by i-no-u-luv-me January 26, 2006

snarky

Slang: Irritable or short-tempered.

Don't get snarky with me this early in the morning, young lady.

by Eva Gale April 29, 2005

smacky

To Smacky is to slap your cock around with the aim of creating self-pleasure, but you do it because you're angry at your penis for being gay.

1. He got a boner from watching Christian Bale undress, so he began to smacky his dick immediately.

2. "Dude, I found out I was gay last night, so I smackied my chode for hours."

by TRONICUS August 17, 2009