Egg. Fist. Smash.

When an egg is thrusted into a woman's vagina, and then while the egg is still stuck up inside the woman's vagina, she is then punched, or stomped, in the ovaries in a fashion that causes the egg to break inside of the woman.

"I can't believe you just performed Egg. Fist. Smash. on that bitch!"

by notinthecards January 7, 2012

smash

1. The action/process of fucking someone good.
1a. Hittin' it
1b. Tappin that ass.

1. Damn, Keri looks good as shit!..I just wanna smash her!

by Tai June 30, 2003

flying asshole smash

You climb butt naked to the the top of a couch that has been tipped on its end or a ladder or similar elevated perch, jump, spread your ass
cheeks mid flight, and land on the face of your buddy (or new friend) ass first.

I met a girl at church last week. I finally got the nerve to ask her on a date tuesday night. It went well...skeet shooting....mexican buffet ...flying asshole smash.

There is nothing quite like a first date flying asshole smash!

I managed to blow a load mid flight during my most recent flying asshole smash.......wowy!

by Lunicus November 4, 2013

bort sampson

to define a reproduced product of inferior quality where the product is misrepresented as the real deal. Often sold on Ebay

I thought I was buying the Terminator Trilogy. What the hell is this ' Termanotor'. Its Bort Sampson all over again

by Jack Flasher July 7, 2005

Smash Piece

Used to describe a girl that is used for sex and would otherwise be regarded as useless.

She's a total smash piece.

by DGKidsLoveMe December 2, 2010

Smash n Grab

A quick but unelegant burglary or theft.

"You want me to perform a smash n' grab at London-Freaking-Yard!?" - Lupin The 3rd

by J/P August 1, 2005

Gaijin Smash

The willfull breaking of Japanese convention rules by one who is not Japanese (a forigner cf. a gaijin)

I know its a red light, but I'm going to cross the road anyway, gaijin smash style.

I'm going to gaijin smash that red light.

by Rephaim May 2, 2007