thats what she said

A comment that turns a non sexual comment into a sexual phrase.



*In context with homework*
"Tomorro i'll make it hard!" -Teacher
"No sir, don't make it hard!" -Class
"No I will, hard is good!" -Teacher
"No sir, not hard! Big is good!" -Class

"That's what she said!"-Cool guy at the back


-"I don't want to get my juices all over your bench."
-"That's what she said!"


-"Lets see if we can get it to squirt into an arch into your mouth!"
-"That's what she said!!"


-"Im pregnant..."
-"That's what she said... Oh... Crap..."

More at http://www.thatswhatshesaid.co.nz/

*In context with homework*
"Tomorro i'll make it hard!" -Teacher
"No sir, don't make it hard!" -Class
"No I will, hard is good!" -Teacher
"No sir, not hard! Big is good!" -Class

"Thats what she said!"-Cool guy at the back


-"I don't want to get my juices all over your bench."
-"Thats what she said!"


-"Lets see if we can get it to squirt into an arch into your mouth!"
-"Thats what she said!!"


-"Im pregnant..."
-"Thats what she said... Oh... Crap..."

More at http://www.thatswhatshesaid.co.nz/

by Thats wht she said March 5, 2009

That's What She Said

The 'your mom' of the 2000s.

1990s:
"Man, this is hard."
"YOUR MOM THINKS IT'S HARD HUR HUR"

2000s:
"Man, this is hard."
"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID HUR HUR"

by Holoped April 20, 2009

That's what she said!

During a conversation with someone that unintentionally says a comment that could be taken into sexual context. Referring to what a female might have said during the "act", but actually has nothing to do with sex in any way. Usually unnecessary.

(During the milking of a cow)
Boss: You're not doing it right, you gotta grasp it from the base, then squeeze all the way to the tip.
Benny: That's what she said!

by theonej23 September 28, 2008

Said

Sa'id (also spelled Saeed, Saeid, Said, Sid, or Sayid, Arabic: سعيد , Sa'īd) is a male Arabic given name, which means "happy". For the female version, see Saida; for the Turkish variant, see Sait; for the Bosnian variant, see Sejad. Said or Sid is the spelling used in most latin languages.

ryad: hey said what does your name even mean?
said: its a Arabic name, meaning 'happy' or 'lucky'
ryad: well you don't seem very lucky to me

by urban_master123 April 17, 2017

That’s what she said

A saying added at the end of a perfectly fine phrase to make it sound as though it’s a sexual act.

Mom: “Eat the hot dog, NOW!”
Dave: “It’s not like I can fit it in all at once!”
Jeremy: “That’s what she said.”

by RichGirlLAvibe April 22, 2018

thats what she said

a phrase making an unsexual statement, sexual.

teacher: the pharaohs name was Sekhemkau Shepseskare Isi
student1= wow, thats a mouthful!
student2= thats what she said!!

by joker_22 August 20, 2008

that's what she said

A statement used to draw attention to a phrase that could possibly be interpreted as sexual innuendo.

Joe-Bob and Jim walk past a fitness center, where several large Swiss balls are displayed in the window. Joe-Bob says, "Those are some big balls, man,", and Jim replies, "Yeah, that's what she said!"

by Blinx-the-kitty May 19, 2008