Slurpy durpy

Slurpy durpy on a stick I'm ready to suck some dick

Me: MMMMmMm I'm ready to slurpy durpy!

by Sometimes I do drugs October 30, 2022

Hawley Bitch Scurry

This is a manner in which you scurry like a little bitch through the US Capitol halls, as Josh Hawley demonstrated on January 6th 2021. While not a difficult maneuver, apparently it does require a weak spine to perform. It too helps if you raise a fist in solidarity with an angry armed mob to further agitate, then cower in the capital until insurrectionists attack law enforcement officers and breach the US Capitol. Josh Hawley at that time was posing as a US Senator for Missouri, a proud Election Denier in the Fecalogeny, and acting tough guy on camera or secured public events. Josh likely perfected his “Bitch Scurry“ at Rockhurst High School as classmates learned he secretly want to be a cheerleader but his balls were too small.

When you find yourself in a situation where those paid to protect you may be compromised, and you know your big mouth can’t protect you either, it is time to employ the Hawley Bitch Scurry.

by Bangd Ingow July 23, 2022

Sucky sucky twisty 3000 x vaccum slurpy twist

The art of sucking a fat cock while twisting your hand slurping everywhere and vacuuming da dick

Bro that bih gave me a big ass Sucky sucky twisty 3000 x vaccum slurpy twist

by masterBigZ November 22, 2021

slurrot

a slut, who is also so fake tanned or wearing that much makeup that she looks like a carrot. making slut-carrot = slurrot.

"hey dude, is that an oompa loompa wearing a mini skirt?"

"No, its just a slurrot"

by maddz2505 November 24, 2011

sourry

The correct way to pronounce sorry

“Omg I’m so sourry didn’t mean to do that”

by Oklahoma 2 May 30, 2018

Slurpy slurpy 9000 with a french twist

When you’re getting a blowjob and your girl decides to slobber all over your knob while moving her hands in opposite directions all the while you have your hand mixed in her hair and you can’t help but lay there like a blubbering seal.

WARNING: This will give her the pants in the relationship

Man Sarah gave me that slurpy slurpy 9000 with a french twist last night, and I can look her in the eyes anymore.

by RBGTheGod December 23, 2018

herpes slurpy

the act of a female or queer male performing oral sex on a male genitalia that is carrying the herpes STD

Yea dude, girl is a real freak. My dick is infected with some nasty junk and she still gave me a herpes slurpy dawg.

by studoo February 22, 2010