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Guin·ness Slump (gin'iss slump)
1. The state of being on such a long dry spell that it dares to compete for longest slump in history, ergo being submitted to the Guinness Book of World Records.
i.e. Your best excuse for sleeping with someone highly unattractive, but one that gets you made fun of nonetheless.
Guin·ness Slump (gin'iss slump)
1. The state of being on such a long dry spell that it dares to compete for longest slump in history, ergo being submitted to the Guinness Book of World Records.
i.e. Your best excuse for sleeping with someone highly unattractive, but one that gets you made fun of nonetheless.
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Guy 1: Dude Lindsey is lookin' fine tonight man, why don't you jump on that shit? She'd so let you smash.
Guy 2: Dude, I don't even think I remember how to smash. I'm on a fuckin' Guinness Slump here...
Guy 1: LOL!
Guy 1: Dude Lindsey is lookin' fine tonight man, why don't you jump on that shit? She'd so let you smash.
Guy 2: Dude, I don't even think I remember how to smash. I'm on a fuckin' Guinness Slump here...
Guy 1: LOL!
by Sweettooth187 February 27, 2009
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To suck slurpee consistancy (liquidy with a tinge of flake or chunkiness) diarrhea out of a male or female partner's sphincter through a flourescent colored twisty straw. Commonly enjoyable for neither party involved.
Dude, last night after my girlfriend put extra hot sauce on her taco on Taco Tuesday night, I gave her a violent Hot Slurpee!
by T&B September 3, 2011
Get the Hot Slurpee mug.A large, unatractive, girl, most commonly with low self esteem, incorperated in sex with one that is suffering from a slump. (see slump)
Mitch- "Dude when was the last time you got layed?"
Wess- "Yah it's been a while but don't worry, i got me a slump buster last night so i should be good."
Wess- "Yah it's been a while but don't worry, i got me a slump buster last night so i should be good."
by 50spence April 14, 2003
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Get the slurp and burp mug.Guy #1: Yo, I had raw sex with Vicky and Wendy last night.
Guy #2: You Idiot! Those girls are Slurpies!
Guy #1: Nooooooo, Now I got Herpes!!!
Guy #2: You Idiot! Those girls are Slurpies!
Guy #1: Nooooooo, Now I got Herpes!!!
by puppycat March 16, 2009
Get the Slurpie mug.When during intercourse, right before the girl climaxes, you whip out a straw and put it into her vagina. Once the straw is tightly shoved in, you start masturbating until you can perform a "money shot" into the straw, which funnels down into her vagina.
"Yo dawg, I got a ho and plastic straw from McDonalds! What should I do?"
"Try out a Massachusetts Slurpee, homie."
"Try out a Massachusetts Slurpee, homie."
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