Sloperator

A (usually) chubby, overly serious guy who looks like he did four tours with the SFs/Rangers in Afghanistan but actually never joined the service.

Wears only Grunt Style t-shirts spewing some crap about being a sheepdog, tactical pants, desert tan boots, Oakley sunglasses, and a multi-cam baseball hat. Typically accompanied by a neck beard. Only combat experience is via air soft/paintball/video games. Drives a giant lifted truck but can’t park for SHITE. Only listens to FFDP.

I bet the only time that sloperator went to war was for the last Popeyes chicken sandwich.

by MegCat March 28, 2020

Slake

A lake the size of a sea.

Did you guys take a trip around the Great Slakes? I enjoyed Slake Superior the most!

by Blender Bach July 2, 2022

slokaid

sever lack of knowledge and IQ = slokaid

"you have slokaid!"

by eri_c100 August 20, 2022

slope gremlin

when your at a ski resort and there is any kid younger than 12 who is extremely skilled at skiing/snowboarding

Did you see that slope gremlin eat shit on that jump.

by #1 Goblin December 28, 2022

shoket

1. A person who uses bias to form strange conclusions about the future of the universe

2. A shoket can also be a person who contradicts himself

1. person 1: what’s that guy on about
person 2: oh he’s talking about how he thinks gay people will take over the planet, he’s such a shoket
2. person 1: sir i got 75% on this quiz
person 2: that’s not good enough

person 3: but i only got 50% and he hasn’t said anything to me yet- he’s such a shoket!

by Gaygobbler June 11, 2023

North Slope cocktail

Something sweet mixed with something alcoholic. Named for the North Slope of Alaska, where booze is scarce in the oil camps.

North Slope cocktails it is.

by Arturo G. May 24, 2010

John slone

My retarded brother

John slone u a dumb ass

by Sy slone July 27, 2019