A slap upside the back of the head usually done to someone who did or said something stupid. It was invented by Leroy Jethro Gibbs.
DiNozzo: "An assisted suicide of a suicide bomber whose suicide was before his suicide bombing. It's like how much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck..."
Gibbs gibbs slaps him.
Gibbs gibbs slaps him.
by mcabbyshipper January 17, 2013
A series of actions resulting in a horrendous wakeup. First, one person coats their hand in a mixture of breadcrumbs, egg yolks, and batter. When a person is sleeping a second person throws very got heavy cream on the person's face, and immediately after comes the slap of a hand with the described mixture resulting in a large imprint on the person's face, hence the "Kentucky Slap." It is often understandably confused with the Italian Breakfast Wakeup, the Asian Breakfast Wakeup, and many others. The name "Kentucky Slap" comes from the esoteric language and culture of a motely crew in Kentucky who frequently engaged and revered the practice of "Kentucky Slapping." Despite many efforts to thwart the "Kentucky Slappers," they have remained resilient and triumpant.
I ultimately decided Jeff would have to be Kentucky Slapped for his actions. His insolence would lead to a substitution of full size croutons for a harsher feeling of the "Kentucky Slap." Jeff: That Kentucky Slap last night stung terribly. Everyone saw my face and knew I had been Kentucky Slapped, it was so humiliating that that I started to cry.
by ChevayChase April 11, 2015
by Bonals April 14, 2018
To pull out your gun in a gunfight. It comes from the Old West, where gunslingers carried pistols in leather holsters.
"Don't ever slap leather with Clint Eastwood."
by sublimeade September 02, 2008
Roger loves the pain and pleasure derived from a goood slap fap.
Mary's pussy was red and swollen after her slap fap.
Mary's pussy was red and swollen after her slap fap.
by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2017
When you slap someone across the face with your dick when questioned if your being out in public is an "essential trip".
Went to the hardware store during the stay at home order to get some paint. Some guy in line outside the store was giving me crap about how only essential people should be out - so I asked him "oh yeah? Is this essential?!" And gave him a Covid Slap to shut him up.
by Jack Hoffmen 69 May 12, 2020
by Drdog March 06, 2014