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skeet

The spill of light emitted from a brightly lit personal mobile device while in a darkened room, such as a movie theater or a bed room. This modern form of "light polution" is distracting, obnoxious, and even dangerous. Skeet has become a growing cultural concern, with numerous activist groups (such as the NRA and the rap/hip-hop community) working to raise skeet awareness.
I couldn't get to sleep last night because I had so much of Michael's skeet on my face.

Normally I would have seen the oncomming car, but it was dark outside and there was too much skeet on my windshield.
by sine13 January 8, 2014
mugGet the skeetmug.

skeet

Man jelly. Also defined as a special juice, held in the male sack. This juice determines if your kids look cute, or really fucked up.
-Is that skeet on your teeth?
-Justin smells like skeet.
-Margot's nuts contain skeet.
by Justin (J-Dirty) September 23, 2005
mugGet the skeetmug.

Skeet Skeet

i'll be skeet skeein on tonite!! that bitch didn't come throu!
by White Girl March 7, 2004
mugGet the Skeet Skeetmug.

Skeet

A word the Manx (Isle of Man) person would use instead of gossip, the biggest gossipers on the world. Skeet can travel from one end of the Island to the other in amazingly little time.
Dave "What's the skeet fella?"

Juan "I saw Bob down strand street going into Anne Summers on Tuesday!! Dirty shag!"
by TWIOM June 16, 2008
mugGet the Skeetmug.

skeet skeet butthole

Something a rapper would say that means to ejaculate inside a persons butthole
by SKEET SKEET BUTTHOLE September 12, 2017
mugGet the skeet skeet buttholemug.

Skeet

A term related to the sperm ejaculated from a mans penile area. Not to be taken as a compliment when yelled at you by three black people. Unless you are stupid and the owner of a stanky twanky.
Hey Ashley, skeet skeet!
Thank you, Thank you.
That's not a compliment you waste of sperm and egg.
by anstsabvrhsn February 23, 2010
mugGet the Skeetmug.

skeet skeet on titties

when a guy is ripping it raw and he pulls out his man pole and squirts his pimp juice on her mountain tops.
Justin added the snow on top of the mountains when he skeet skeet on titties.
by j speed September 11, 2006
mugGet the skeet skeet on tittiesmug.

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