Sir Thomas

To assume or represent in a drama; act out: “Participants are encouraged to pass on leads about jobs... and to role-play interview situations with each other”
"I want to get along with everyone, and be friends with Game Masters, then do permissable PvP acts in-game, so everyone still loves me. Basically I want to be a SIR THOMAS."
by Havard Educator April 17, 2003
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Sir's Honor

used to determine/confirm whether one man is telling the truth to another man in a far-fetched conversation or story.
Tom- "I just had sex with two supermodels!"
Bill- Swear to God? No even better.. Sir's Honor?"
Tim- "Sir's Honor"
by Chad Flurol August 7, 2010
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Sir-prize

When a woman Unknowingly touches a man's Semi or Fully erect penis. i.e. his Chubby
Girl: He reached in to give me a hug & all I felt on my leg was his Sir-prize

Guy: Dude, I couldn't fight it any more. So I went in to hug her, Guns Fully Loaded, & gave her a Sir-prize
by Tony_Kush420 August 31, 2011
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Sir Crocodile

"Sir" Crocodile, aka Mr. 0, is a character in the anime "One Piece". He is 1 of the 7 Warlords of the Sea, and the leader on the underground crime syndicate "Baroque Works". He has the power of the sand-sand devil fruit which allows him to turn into sand. He is basically a 'Sand Man'. He also has the ability to drain all moisture from anything he touches.
by Dkline August 7, 2018
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Dear sir

1. A phrase commonly used in the beginning of a formal letter to adress a male recipient.

2. The debut 1995 album by Cat Power a.k.a. Chan Marshall

3. Euphemism that serves to imply that the person you're adressing outside of formal letter is either a mental case, alternatively gifted or just says improper things.
1. Dear sir Honorable Robert Gates,

Why does the Pentagon state that F-35 is a 5th generation fighter? I hereby solemnly inform you that it doesn't meet the vital criterias of supercruise flight and weapons delivery, thrust vectoring control, synthetic aperture radar as well as features agility and thrust of flatulenting expectant mother.

Sincerely yours, retired USAF Security Forces serviceman, Chuck Norris.

2. Man, back in 1995 the skies were bluer and the grass was greener but Cat Power since her Dear Sir release is still as catpowerful as she was back then. Although I haven't even heard any of her stuff.

3.
- I wish I lived back in times of Harry Truman when USA were strong and wouldn't let pinkos and niggers talk, not just become presidents.
- Have you, dear sir, just used your mouthhole to produce a verbal message of approving McCarthy totalitarianism, social hysteria, racism, civilian inequality, nuclear destruction of non-combatants, illegal experimentation on foreign citizens (Guatemala syphilis experiment) in a country which was created by freemasonic Founding Fathers to anchor the ideals of freedom, equality and justice? Way to go, butt-for-brains.
by Hersir April 6, 2012
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sir david

He is super cool and funny, he has a huge wee wee and will fuck your guts out in bed, you definitely don’t wanna miss out on someone like him.
Rachel- yeah i’m dating sir david!

Sarah- Wow lucky he has a big wee wee!!
by TeheHaha September 19, 2020
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Like a sir

A phrase used to express the sophistication of one's character. If one wears a monocle or top hat, they most definitely are like a sir. A much fancier substitute for "like a boss".
1. Bro, I totally banged that chick while wearing a monocle. Like a sir!

2. Aristocrat 1: I do say, that performance by GaGa was riveting!
Aristocrat 2: Like a sir!
by CSirness November 11, 2012
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