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Quit Simping

A brand created by YouTuber Evan Sousa to tell the younger generation to chase their dreams instead of girls who you aren’t even dating yet
Friend: “yo I’m gonna go hang with Becca tonight instead of the boys
Boys: Quit Simping bro...
by Smallppalex April 10, 2021
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A hilarious rebuke aimed at an individual when they suggest something that you would never, ever do!
Paul: It is almost 10 to 2 in the morning, should we pull those two ugly birds and see what we get?

Pete: Your joking aren't you, I would rather drink cocktails round Michael Barrymoore's swimming pool than shag that monster!
by Johnny 2 Sheds June 8, 2009
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No more water in the swimming pool

When you have gave all your love but it has been drained. Your heart has been broken and will take a long time to heal (like filling up a pool)
No more water in the swimming pool means that your heart is broken.
by cuocuo May 11, 2020
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Swimming Trunks

A mans worst nightmare when he see’s a real hot girl
He gets out of the pool

Well shit

It has to show through these swimming trunks
by Now I have large July 14, 2019
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Trim Swimming

1.Driving around your hometown with a group of guys in the middle of winter in hopes that one will find a large group of women who have no goals other than pleasing said guys with their mouths and or other sexual holes. Usually doesn't result in any type of copulation, unless two of the men in the car are gay, or one man is gay and much stronger than the others.

2. Literally swimming in a woman's vagina, or a pool full of disembodied snatch.
1. "It's 2:30 in the morning, on a Tuesday in December in Myrtle Beach. What the hell is there to do?"

"Let's go trim swimming"

2. "Last night I literally filled my pool up with trim and backstroked my way into hell."
by Sallywhacker January 30, 2010
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Synchronized Simping

When two bros care so much about hoes that they enter into a mutual state of transdimensional simpness. They are forever bonded in their way of simp. THE SIMP BOND IS UNBREAKABLE!
"Yo I heard Tim and Max were Synchronized Simping over _______ yesterday."
"Aye bro, you heard that new track where thekidszn and Disturb are simps? Yea its called Movie Sh~t on soundcloud"
by disturb_muzik April 2, 2020
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Simping

V. To say you like, have an interest in, or believe in something when you don’t to gain the attention of a female
Girl: *Wearing a Michigan sweatshirt*
Boy: Hey! Oh my gosh! Do you like Michigan?
Girl: Haha actually this is a Marquette sweatshirt, it’s a really small college.

Boy: Oh! Marquette - I love Marquette!

Boy to friend: Dude what is Marquette?
Friend: Bro you were simping so hard! You totally like her!
by WomanSlayer85 November 4, 2019
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