Simi Valley

A safe city that is relatively nice to live in, other than dipshit teenagers, but that's a given for most cities.

Guy 1: "Dude Simi Valley sucks!"

Guy 2: "At least it is not Santa Monica"

by Ventura County Resident January 20, 2022

Rap similes

Rap similes are the comparison of modern words to everyday life or trials.

1)My rhymes spit hot lava like a volcano but twist up bodies like a wild tornado is a Rap simile.
"Man I use Rap similes to compare all sorts of things"

by Anthony H. and Kristine K. December 12, 2007

Similies

Something you don't want your grandparents talking in.

(The astericks (*) mark the similies and similie phrases.)

Your granpa: "Geez whiz you young rascal. When my family went on road trips we didn't have a drive-thru to stop at. Us young whippersnappers had to pack our own ham and cheese sandwiches, then we'd hop in the car with our parents, and *we'd be off like a dirty shirt.*"

Your granma recalling the good times on her deathbed. Sighs, "Your granpa used to *ride me like a stallion.*"

by I listen to Indie Music February 4, 2007

Simi Valley

A very very small town in California close to Thousand Oaks. Simi Valley is located in Southern California.

She lives in Simi Valley

by Mathura August 19, 2004

samile

A smile made by Sam, the awesome.

Sam, can you please give me a Samile?

by TheMadPersonOnline October 28, 2013

simi valley

Small town in Southern California, that is supposed to be "the safest place", sure, if you like tons of teenage druggies, violent teenage guys, and white supremests.

"I'm on LSD, meth, crack... and other stuff."
"Where do you live?"
"Oh, um Simi Valley."

by Kaboom December 31, 2004

sicilian shocker

(Founded by a young italian woman.)The act of when a woman inserts an electric shock pen into her vagina.

Fine, I don't need you...i got the sicilian shocker.

by Tomas Paul October 1, 2008