Silent Witness

Name given to a gentlmans hand that is used in the act of self love. The hand knows your secrets but luckily for you it will never tell.

That was lucky. I almost broke a finger on my Silent Witness...

by Piggonshig April 24, 2016

Silent Movies

Watching porn on your personal device with the sound muted, so no one knows what your watching.

Jack denied he was watching silent movies, but the bulge in his pants gave him away.

by Stubdog June 26, 2018

Silent Steppa

A Silent Steppa is a person who moves and does everything in silence and isn't scared to step up to anybody, Silent Steppas prefer to be alone but when theirs people around Silent Steppas pay keen attention as to what is goin on and studies the room if he feels safe in that environment he'll socialize if he feels unsafe he will always keep his gaurd up and remain silent and keeps a serious face to show that he isn't afraid of anyone or anything

Group: Why is he so quiet?
Silent Steppa:~Silence~

by Silenceintheplace November 21, 2021

silent creeping

When you check out your facebook but keep your chat status changed to offline. That way no one knows you are online for hours facebook creeping on other people. You avoid being named that guy thats always on ie facebook whore. You also avoid being forced to chat with people you would rather not. Is easily spotted if you post or comment but do not appear as active in chat.

The third time after an annoying new facebook friend began chatting with me as soon I got on, I began silent creeping instead.

by erizzle3 November 11, 2009

silent football

A game played mainly by men. People sit in a circle and follow a strict code of rules. There are many rules and defining them here is in essence, against the rules. The game is lost by accumulating the most points. The loser usually must complete a task decided by the other players of the game.

After playing a game of SF mike had to strip and start singing.

by Mike June 21, 2004

Silent Whisper

A hot steam or serious wind that blows out of a woman's vagina. It only comes around once in a while and when it does, a man must fight for his life to get as far away from it as possible because, as the legends say, a man who walks through a Silent Whisper gas cloud can die from the gas's destructive chemical reaction to testosterone.

Hey man, can I crash at your place for a few days? My girl just got the Silent Whisper and I can't be in the house until it blows over.

by Boy Wilson June 15, 2018

dead silent

Where it's so quiet that you'd think everything's dead.

Greg: Dude, this road is dead silent.

by Jasian66x October 13, 2008