nug nug spaghetti shlug

An idiot that acts like spaghetti by twirling around on the ground and generally acting like a fucking spastic retard.

Stop twirling around, you fucking nug nug spaghetti shlug!

by twigyboi February 4, 2019

shlumped

when you’re high and are just chillin and looking shlumped as fuck, or when you’re high is wearing off but you’re still high as fuck.

“Damn bruh you look shlumped lmao”
“i just shmoked like an hour ago💀”
“shiiiii lmaooo”

by Goats_r_gr8 May 7, 2018

Shelubby

Another word half chubby

I have a shelubby

by Matthew553 April 19, 2018

Shlumpkin

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To get your salad tossed while taking a piss

Oh man, Jerry's wife gives the best shlumpkins!

by Noons June 13, 2008

shlube

the viscous dark brown liquid created when a guy has anal sex with his girlfriend and uses way too much lubricant. the combined use of too much lubricant, combined with the turbidity of having anal sex acts to churn up unpassed fecal material and blend it with lubricant, creating shlube, which has the unholy combination of being greasy and poopy.

Dude, she wanted me to use half the bottle of KY, but the last time I did that, her room smelled like shlube for a month.

by caption boy April 8, 2008

shlum

The act of doing a bad/sucky job.
In other words; failure, messing up, forgetful ect.

"Why you Shlum?"
"Remember, don't shlum tonight man."
"Don't be shlum."

by Nic M. January 10, 2008

shluf

To casually walk into a room unnanounced or unexpected. verb. to shluf

Johnny shluffed into his parents' room while they were engaging in coitus

by Ryncock April 25, 2006