coke shits

The sensation of having to shit urgently and frequently while under the influence of coke (cocaine, blow, cola, snow, etc.)

Guy: So, are you coming home with me tonight?

Girl: I just railed an 8-ball and my stomach's telling me that I may have the coke shits. Maybe another time?

by KING CXCI January 16, 2010

don't give two shits

you don't care what the person is saying, at all

As my friend told me about his coin collection I said, "Guess what, I don't give two shits!!".

by yaIcussgotaproblem December 15, 2011

Taco-Shits

When you eat at Taco Bell and then about 2 hours later you sit on tolet and shit your fucking guts out.

BT: Dude, I had 2 gordita crunch's, 4 hard shell tacos, 3 bean burritos, and 2 chicken burritos for lunch.

JackTHEretad: Did you get taco-shits?

BT: Yeah dude I sharted all the way home and finally unloaded and lost 5 pounds in taco-shits!

by BradelyG June 1, 2009

shits and giggles

To do something for amusement or to annoy someone else.

Let's just do it for shits and giggles.

by Michelle April 19, 2004

shitshank

A shitshank is a result of anal sex where the person giving anal has his penis clogged with shit resulting in an inability to urinate or ejaculate.

Man, I couldn't piss after fuckin' that chick in the butt 'cause I had a damn shitshank!

by Justin Budweiser March 27, 2007

shitshoot

aka: butthole, cornhole, asshole, etc.

That broad was nuts. She lifted up my seed pouch and licked at my shitshoot like a thirsty hound.

by berserker256 May 17, 2003

With the shits

Chicago slang, means to be in agreement with something

Are you with the shits tonight?
Yea dude

by Yungguns March 10, 2015