lady spasm

When a lady spasms on the guys dick

UHHH YA THAT FEELS GOOD GIVE ME A LADY SPASM

by Ladyman123 July 8, 2016

Freudian Spasm

An involuntary stimulation of the nerve causing a muscle spasm followed by a regrettably inappropriate action that was unintended

Her Freudian spasm caused her to add an extra 'k' at the end of her 'kk' message.

by Regrettinglife December 2, 2016

harmony spasm

Listening to your favorite song and trying to sing along as you climax while masturbating. Often causes the individual dizziness afterwards.

"That harmony spasm was amazing the mix of music and my cum was just great!!"

by DangerBunnyAttac April 18, 2018

Northumbrian Spasm

When you're midway through a sexual act and you're about to ejaculate, however, to prolong your sexual stamina you tense your entire body and accidentally sh*t your pants.

Barry: Oh my god I totally ended up having a Northumbrian Spasm last night!
Carl: Ah man! I bet it went everywhere!

by ShitForBrains2001 May 16, 2018

Cussing Spasm

When you suddenly and inadvertently shout or scream a cuss word.

Usually its triggered by your mind's sudden recitation of a past embarrassing moment.

A: Bloody hell!! Bloody hell!! Bloody hell!!
fuck fuck fuck fuck fcuK!!!

B: What? did something happen?

A: *pauses* idk...(it's the cussing spasm)

by Kit Rat November 17, 2018

Back Spasm Gasm

When you’re sucking your own cock and your mom walks in while you cum and you slip a disc.

Sorry I can’t go to the gym tonight I’m laid up for awhile. I forgot to lock my door last night and had a back spasm gasm

by Not viarus December 23, 2018

Blaké Spasm

This specific type out spasm is caused from boredom causing the victim to become creative and explore their own limits. However, this can cause harm to the victim without their knowledge.

“I busted my lip the other day because I had a Blaké Spasm”.

by Blaké Gonzalez December 8, 2019