Clown Shoeing

What one says when they wish to have an anonymous bowel movement in a public office bathroom. The act of wearing clown shoes would reduce any coworkers attempt to identify the person producing the #2 by observing their footwear.

Common Variants " Wearing Clown Shoes ", " Donning my Clownies", " WCS "

Verb: "Clowning It" - the act of changing ones shoes to avoid bathroom stall detection.

Informal: "Dude, lunch with our client was great but I was seriously clown shoeing when I got back to the office "

Formal: " I would like to continue with this TPS report conversation, however I have to take a moment and wear my clown shoes."

by oldmeatwad January 17, 2013

Dry Shooting

When a young boy who hasn't gone through puberty tries to rub one out but there's nothing there.

"Jimmy why are you so tired?"
"I was up all night dry shooting"

by Trashythrashqueen June 27, 2016

school shooting

A normal hobby in America

man in school: shows the kids his hobby

the newspaper: school shooting yesterday 10 am

by poopmaster694201337 April 25, 2022

your bitch is showing

The moment that you see a woman just starting to get irritated or upset....usually jealousy is involved.....

Hey, Babe....I was just getting that girl's phone number in case we ever need a dog sitter.....by the way, your bitch is showing!!

by Debnhim October 26, 2019

shouting at tea

When someone is getting irrationally angry and venting this anger at a completely innocent third party on the internet.

This is a modern version of the classic English idiom "tilting at windmills" from Don Quixote. It first arose in a thread on twitter in February 2020 by the social media person responsible for Yorkshire Tea replying to someone berating them because a politician had shared a photograph of himself with Yorkshire Tea.

Sue, you're shouting at tea. Please do look after yourself and try to be kind to others. We're going to mute you now.

by brian_of_london February 26, 2020

six shooting

When you have a gang bang with more than 6 girls and you cum in their mouths
Hsbhd

"I was in this gang bang and all the girls got down on their knees and I was six shooting everywhere"
"that's awesome dude"

by Tino Thonadi August 26, 2015

Bush shoeing incident

the Bush shoeing incident is an "incident" where some guy threw 2 shoes at President George W. Bush and then Bush dodges both of them while the Arab prime ministry (The guy next to him) tries to parry the second shoe.

Person: the Bush shoeing incident is fucking hilarious!

Person 2: I know right!

by ThunderTheFurry December 1, 2020