shooting guard

A position in basketball which usually shoots from the perimeter.

MJ is da best shootin guard

by blah June 8, 2003

Sharting

Sharting- The act of flatulance followed by beef stew being forcely pushed through the rectum. Leaves a gelatonous residue behind, Also known as Charting ie. The action of forcely Blowing large chunks of feces through the ass hole.
Leaves behind many tidbits for Cats to nibble on. Can be used in Conjunction With Shliquid. A shitty liquid left behind after Wet Sloppy farts.

I ate some Chimichangas last night, and i was sharting so much!

by EdWardcummin September 1, 2011

shooting the winkle

Receiving sexual stimulation by placing a garden hose in your ass and turning on the water. Be careful, full blast water can cause internal damage

by fj July 31, 2003

shootingstar press

there is a kind a flip called a gainer were you back flip forward instead of flying backward your feet go forward and your body back flips forward often done running or in to pulls the shooting starpress is a pro wrestling move in wich you gainer only to your stomach and land on the person your wrestling usely done from the top rope thoug some (jonny nitro /amazing red/sonjay dutt/)have manged to do it from the ground level

holy shit kidman just shooting star pressed the holy crap out of shannon moore

by xion May 7, 2005

shooting X's

The condition in which a man impregnates a woman resulting in only female children. Since female sex chromosomes are XX and males are XY, the sex of the fetus is determined from the male sperm. Hence, shooting X’s.

That family has 9 children and they are all girls? The husband has to stop shooting X's

by hakkan May 28, 2006

Shorking

When you are at home working - and taking a dump at the same time = Shitting and working = shorking.

I'm at home shorking on an importaint project.

by QuadTrax December 1, 2010

Corporate Shooting Range

When a disgruntled, highly mentally unstable, or just plain wierd office worker goes into his place of employment and starts shooting up the office, usually with a semi-automatic weapon. This used to be very common amogst postal workers. Some people have actually done this at an ex-lover's workplace after a bad breakup. Most causes involve a series of frustrating events that go on for years and then one horrible event or day sets some poor motherfucker off the deep end.

After he got fired and lost his house last week, Jim went to the Corporate shooting range and killed some lawyers.

by rKrDuDe265 December 15, 2009