Schmoop

A great English site with some serious potential, it is commonly used around Australia by 15-year-old school boys who are looking for their own potential who they can hopefully someday possess from the site Schmoop who has potential.

Jim: "Hey, I didn't do the homework."
Jum: "Thats ok just go on Schmoop and say you forgot."
Whole School: "Daye GEHHHHHHHH!"

by FerterintheMerter February 24, 2019

Shmoodled

To be drunk, blitzed, blasted, smashed, crunk, mussed up, turnt, trashed, plastered, shit faced, sloshed, and in all ways fucked up.

We got completely shmoodled last night on that bottle of Pink Whitney

by PattyBerz December 3, 2019

Shmoodle

an unfunnny/offensive joke in which the teller is the only one laughing

Eric: could you pass the bacon
Alex: I could pass the bitch, assmouth
Eric:...that was a shmoodle Alex

by redgoat42 June 26, 2009

Shmoopa

1. a girl. (SHMOOOPA)
2. she makes up imaginary boyfriends, and friends.
3. she's the sexiest bitch on the planet (so she says!)
4. INDIAAA
5. crazy.

6. she goes "clubbing" (if by clubbing, she means partying in her shower)
7. "intellectual"
8. there is only ONE shmoopa.

(Indian girl with glasses passing by) "look over there, its SHMOOOPA!"

a typical shmoopan phrase, "LEAVE ME ALONNNEEE!" (insert white mans voice!) or "do you want me to call you "michael angelo" or a fucking bitch?"

by SHMOOPAlover128 October 17, 2011

shmoolagins

a way of expression feeling and exlamation.

Oh, shmoolagins! im late for class again!

by ........................................ October 11, 2006

Shmooga

Smart, eccentric, individualistic, iconoclastic, defiant and creative, girl.

You can be a shmooga but don't be too hip for life.

by Sentient Being August 16, 2011

Shmooby

The fat over a tight shirt (this is the way you spell it for neck fat)

a shirt that is 5 sizes small with m y hanging fat is shmooby

by Apex guava February 17, 2014