Medical apparatus utilized when an individual fractures their phallus. It prevents excessive jostling and also prohibits potentially hazardous turgidity.
by Jealous McOferrik March 6, 2008
Get the Shlong sling mug.Term used to describe a story which should have been simple, but during delivery turns into a monologue.
Also applies to jokes told in a such a poor and round about way so as to render all funniness obsolete.
Also applies to jokes told in a such a poor and round about way so as to render all funniness obsolete.
Person 1: Have you written an example yet? Should be really easy for you right
Person 2: Well I was going to write a full monologue but I didnt think it would quite fit what I wanted the other people to say, so instead I came to the conclusion that the best thing to do was to write what could be the start of a monologue and a story in which the person whilst telling a story does so in a very round about way and often gets side tracked with other stories during delivery...
Person 3: What is he talking about?
Person 1: He's just gone off on one of his samonologues again...
or
Person 1: That's a nice jacket Sam is wearing
Person 2: Whatever you do dont ask him about it
Person 2: Well I was going to write a full monologue but I didnt think it would quite fit what I wanted the other people to say, so instead I came to the conclusion that the best thing to do was to write what could be the start of a monologue and a story in which the person whilst telling a story does so in a very round about way and often gets side tracked with other stories during delivery...
Person 3: What is he talking about?
Person 1: He's just gone off on one of his samonologues again...
or
Person 1: That's a nice jacket Sam is wearing
Person 2: Whatever you do dont ask him about it
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Get the Shion mug.She’s a beautiful and wonderful younglady she’s caring and special inside she has good confident about her self and she is very strong .
by Therealniya October 6, 2019
Get the samonta mug.When an inanimate object has been so plastered/drenched/splattered with semen that has not only caked into an oasis of bacteria; the object may almost seem like it has gained sentience and is aware of it's own existence.
"I knew my cum sock was truly semonic when it started telling me to kill my family."
"Man, you still haven't washed that shit? What the fuck? Shit's gonna be semonic soon"
"Man, you still haven't washed that shit? What the fuck? Shit's gonna be semonic soon"
by bill1123581321 April 14, 2020
Get the semonic mug.He is a member of the JPop group JO1 which got found trought the survival show Produce 101 Japan. Shion ended on the show at #5. Before his debut he used to be trainee under the Korean company FNC Entertainment for about 1 year. Other than that he was in avocal competition some years before where he first ever met his group member Ruki.
A: "Who was this dude on Produce Japan who was in a KPop-agency before?"
B: "Shion Tsurubo. He debuted with JO1"
B: "Shion Tsurubo. He debuted with JO1"
by ateez1234 January 11, 2021
Get the Shion Tsurubo mug.A play-on-words, combining the popular cocktail Long Island Iced Tea, and shlong, a humorous term for penis. It refers to an unusually large amount of ejaculate consumed by a woman after oral sex. It can be from one male or multiple
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