purple headed yogurt slinger

Erect Penis

Timmy swung his Purple Headed yogurt slinger in my face right before he blew his load.

by GayinNovi September 22, 2013

shinger my fitter

To stick your fingers into someones poop shoot!
(finger my shitter mixed around)

"dude, mitch's mom is on fire!! I wanna shinger her fitter!"
"hey jim, shinger my fitter!"

by sknudson April 8, 2008

Minge Slinger

Any old man in any night club, usally over the age of 50, who thinks he is gods gift to women and has the sole intention of bagging a slice of minge.

"Hey Sharon watch your back I've just spotted a 'Minge Slinger' over by the bar."

by Rattyman1964 April 16, 2010

shreveport slinger

Inserting ones penis between the arm and rib cag of a person with their arm in a resting position, as if its in a sling.

When all of Jill's holes were filled, Steve made use of her Shreveport Slinger.

by Haltom City Hitman March 11, 2014

bean slinger

when someone is cooking a hot pot of black beans and slings some at your face

This bean slinger was slaving over my stove and left some beans on my face.

by beanslingin September 23, 2014

Bloody Gun Slinger

A vile sex act when you have sex with a girl while she is on her period, then take your dick out and slap her in the face with it, while promptly shooting your load in her eye.

After watching that movie, I'm gunna show her a bloody gun slinger.

by badgay January 6, 2009

shlanger

The males penis. Small or big. Other people prefer the word Cock or Dick.

Christian has a small shlanger

by Patrick May 13, 2005