shive

verb: to be lazy, sometimes to the point of being anti-social, or withdrawn into a vegetative state.

noun: someone who shives

can also be used as an adjective or if you're creative, an adverb or pronoun

traces back to Terri Schiavo

verb: Sorry i didn't come hang out today. I was shiving so hard.

noun: Steve is such a shive. He did nothing but watch "COPS" all day.

by freeholdrules March 18, 2010

Shive

A type of knife, usually long and thin, that is used to slice the skin of an adversary in a duel or other prison related fight.

Remember kids, slice don't stab. Yes and then wipe the shive off and throw it into the river.

by Acoolguywithahat May 9, 2011

pee-pee shivers

when you have to pee so bad and when you finally make it to the toilet, you actually shiver a bit because it feels so good to finally be peeing.

ahhhhhhhhhhhhh i had to pee so bad i totally just got the pee-pee shivers, i shook the whole toilet.

by weiner4ya August 19, 2009

Shovemucker

A shovemucker is what british people call a toilet plunger.

The british man used a shovemucker to unclog his toilet.

by KinkyShrek November 1, 2017

shiver twitch

A mini-seizure typically induced by cold weather. Usually is quite embarrassing, and occurs frequently. Occasionally can be mistaken for epilepsy.

Person 1: It's so cold. We shouldn't be snowboarding. *shiver twitch*
Person 2: BELLA, you just shook the chairlift with your shiver twitch!

by bellabellabelladancerella January 30, 2009

shivering like a chihuahua

to be utterly excited about something to the point of near uselessness.

Did you see how excited Bill was when he met Mary? He was shivering like a chihuahua!

by Silver Moose April 28, 2010

Shiver Shits

A shit so terrible that you start shivering from the domination it has over your body. This is normally accompanied by the need to take off all clothing for comfort, as well as a sharp pain running along your rectum.

Dude, never eat omelets for three days in a row and pretend a salad will work-- gave me shiver shits for an entire night.

by TheThickening May 18, 2014