shive

verb: to be lazy, sometimes to the point of being anti-social, or withdrawn into a vegetative state.

noun: someone who shives

can also be used as an adjective or if you're creative, an adverb or pronoun

traces back to Terri Schiavo

verb: Sorry i didn't come hang out today. I was shiving so hard.

noun: Steve is such a shive. He did nothing but watch "COPS" all day.