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Shit job

An unfulfilling, tedious waste of 8+ hours of the day, five days of the week, that you only persist with in order to pay the bills and the ever mounting debt that comes from having to increase your spending in order to entertain yourself outside of working hours as you are so brain dead from the hours you spend in work.

Websites such as www.urbandictionary.com are becoming increasingly popular because there are so many people out there who are either in a shit job and have nothing better to do or have had a shit job which they have quit/been fired from and are now sitting around not working as they don't want to get another shit job.
by Craig September 7, 2004
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Miss me with that gay shit

A meme where someone doesn't wanna do something cuz it might look gay.
I don't donate blood. I don't want my blood in someone else's boner.
Miss me with that gay shit.
by DarthKieduss September 18, 2019
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Shit the Lid

Aka jumping the gun. When someone is prairie dogging for a long time and can not hold it any longer. They run to the tiolet and don't have enough time to think. They sit down, shit, but do not realize they didn't lift the lid. Therefore making a mess all over the lid, bowl, and/or walls.
Jermaine: Did you hear bout Dwayne?
Jamal: Ya i heard, he was so pissed drunk he shit the lid.
Labron: Damn bro that gross, now i gots to clean that shit up.
by I soiled myself January 8, 2011
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Shit sweats

When someone holds a shit for so long they start to sweat.
Normally once this begins you only have a matter of minutes till you explode.
Bro1: Bro why are you sweating its only 7 degrees.

Bro2: I've got the shit sweats I've been holding it for an hour

Bro1: You better start running before you blow!

Bro2: To late
by Crippollo July 16, 2013
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shit tent

A tent nominated by a group of campers for the sole purpose of pissing and shitting directly into it.
When one needs to shit, the usual procedure is to squat inside the tent with only your head sticking out the tent entrance (to avoid some of the smell). The person then proceeds to relieve themselves onto the tent floor.
Shit tents are usually erected out of convenience, due to a lack of proximity between the campsite and the nearest usable toilets.
After the group has finished camping, shit tents are sometimes burned down, causing an unimaginable stench.
Shit tents are often seen at UK festivals, much to the indignation of the poor cunts who have to clean it up afterwards.
"What's that smell?"
"Urgh, looks like those guys down there have set themselves up a shit tent"
by kzm193 May 27, 2019
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Shit of piece

A shit of piece is a type of person who makes trash games that make people want to become back their money, its also a synonym of sucker and it conveys the message of you wanting the person this insult is targeted at to be a cow on a trash farm
by Eyesak's dad February 24, 2022
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Fuck shit balls cock

An expression of anger, sadness, or frustration. Normally said but older teenagers and young adults. This word normally means that someone forgot something, lost something, did badly in a game or in school, or in any other bad situation
Ah! Fuck shit balls cock! I forgot my homework on my dresser!
by Darnpoo October 2, 2009
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