muff shite

One who completely miss kicks the ball in the sport of football (soccer).

Ryan! That was a complete muff shite! The ball didn't even move!

muff shite by kevodger May 19, 2009

Way and Shite! 

Donegal slang for "Piss off" or "Go away, you retard!"

Mooney: Would you feed me, i'm too fat
Jaime and Petur in unisome : Way and Shite!

Way and Shite! by Jaime_the_ledge March 26, 2009

yap o' shite 

someone who talks nonstop but have no clue what they are talking about.

don't pay attention to Sally, she is a yap o' shite.

yap o' shite by ze_kimster January 15, 2005

go and throw shite at the moon 

this phrase simply put means that the object of the abuse is quite mad in the head. therefor should instead of fucking off "GO AND THROW SHITE AT THE MOON"

insane man - moo boo hoo too coo
sane man - christ on a bike that mad in the head person is dribbling shit again i so wish he would fuck off and go and throw shite at the moon

go and throw shite at the moon by mattgc November 21, 2006

gob shite 

Someone, who constantly pontificates on subjects to the boredom of those around them.

He's such a gob shite

variation: What a load of gob shite!

gob shite by libbytech January 18, 2004

donkey-shite-anus

1) If something "sucks donkey-shite-anus" then it's really aweful.

2) If you are a "donkey-shite-anus-eater" then you're either a total prick and an idiot, or you rock like hell.

1) "You had to hang 'round with a bunch of chavs? Woah, that sucks donkey-shite-anus!"

2) "Hey, Rebecca? Shut the hell up, you donkey-shite-anus-eater!"

donkey-shite-anus by -x[Gloomy~Kitty]x- October 30, 2004

hope his next shite's a hedgehog 

To wish pain upon someone the next time they attempt to excrete faeces from their body.

Person One: Nacho Novo stamped on someone again in the game on Saturday
Person Two: Can't stand that wee rat. I hope his next shite's a hedgehog.

hope his next shite's a hedgehog by Anonymous Chrysanthemum May 26, 2009