Shitcock Syndrome

This syndrome is rare and can only happen when you are railing your side bitches stinkie. This can also be known as aggressive anal, or just anal. And next thing you know your inserted white shlong comes out chocolate covered (shit or for you nerds feces). Know you have a shit cock, but wheres the syndrome. Every time you look at your shlong you see the horrific shit that was clinging to your shlong. And You will never be able to do anal again.

Jerry sticks his shlong into wife's anal hole (stinkie)
Wife: ohhh ya
15min later
Wife: ooohh yyaa fuck
Weird orgasim followed

Wife: ahhh (shit comes out)
Jerry pulls shlong out
Jerry: wtff thats fucked why bitch
Wife: im sorry
Jerry: we never doing that again
Jerry pukes while the wife cleans his shlong
Jerry never touches his wifes stinkie again, and has Shitcock syndrome

by Cochieman 456 November 27, 2020

Shitton

Pronounced shit-un. Its a combination of the words shit and ton. Usually used in texting as a time saver (only missing one space so its not much of one). Also used in vocal conversation when trying to emphasize.

Luke: Wanna come over and hang out today?
Owen: I can't, I've got a shitton of homework.
Luke: Bummer.
Owen: Yup.

by LolliLoveMe August 15, 2010

Shitcom

Chatting with someone on an electronic device while taking a shit.

Would you mind if I were to shitcom Brad later? I really don't have to go that bad right now.

by makinmagic899 April 16, 2011

Shitcom

Takes the structure of a traditional Sitcom and adds an edge, sometimes poor camera quality, foul language and crude behavior.

3 Kings is a new Shitcom on youtube. The very first of it's kind. (www.youtube.com/3kingsofnewyork)

by AntVZedalza August 18, 2010

shitcanned

someone who gets so wasted that they shit in a trashcan, instead of the toilet.

After a long night of drinking, Tommy found himself shitcanned, but played it off, like he was just taking the trash out at 3:30am.

by heywood_jablowme June 19, 2010

shitcocked

1. adj. The condition of having shit on one's cock after anal sex.

"My girlfriend is coming over and she wants me to fuck her in the ass. Hell yeah, I'm gonna get shitcocked tonight!"

by Igglepud January 13, 2010

shitcanthropsy

just another way of saying sh*t. the list goes on forever. It sorta piggybacks off the disease lycanthropsy.

(just got hit by a golf ball) SHITCANTHROPSY!!!

by Patrick Reeves May 24, 2005