shinted

verb - Fucking drunk
verb - beaten or shanked

that guy is so shinted, man im so shinted, lets get shinted, mallett got shinted by some chavs

by treeboi666 December 29, 2007

i'm so shitted

A drunk text expression instead of saying I'm so drunk.

At a party
Person one: hey what's up
Person two (drunk): I'm so shitted
Person one: fuckin rad

by Attention blog November 12, 2013

shiftering

When driving an automobile with manual transmission, using big arms resembling those of a crab to maneuver the shifter handle into the proper position.

Such a big dog Willie is, shiftering those gears with those crab arms.

by Travis Morrison December 13, 2004

Shape Shifter

A common word used to describe a tin of chewing tobacco. Tins can be easily concealed under the false pretense that it is perhaps Ice Breaker Mints or some other kind of similar object. The best part is that if someone asks for a mint it is common to deny them because people are greedy and do not share mints.

Corey: Do you have you shape shifter?
John: what is that?
Corey: You know your shifting cylinder of shapes.
John: oh ya, but why do you call it that?
Corey: Because it can take on so many shapes it so easy to conceal!
John: Well i do have it indeed

by johon willaim gates September 28, 2012

shafted

taking a rather large erect male member in the vagina

I was with 'Big James' on friday night and he shafted me rotten.

by Mark McKay August 18, 2005

shirted

to put on a t-shirt.
opposite is to deshirt

ur all shirted again

I've gotta go get shirted cos my nipples are hard as tic-tacs.

by kozdog January 28, 2008

Shafted

To get impaled or stabbed through, like shiskabob

Damn, that foo' got shafted!!

by Tak0 February 18, 2003