shazzed

state of being extremely intoxicated.

comparable to being shitfaced, but with a more positive connotation.

"Dude, I'm gettin shazzed tonight!"

"Yeah I saw him at the club, he was totally shazzed"

by John Jug February 7, 2009

shazzamical

Brilliantly freaking balls to the wall awesome.

"How are you?"
"Shazzamical!!"
"Cool."

by Cluff August 24, 2009

Shazzlick

Unable to make full sentences or sense.

Donna is so shazzlick after 6 drinks.

by Drunk Anonymous March 2, 2019

shazzed

absolutely shitfaced (but with blow too so like coherent shitfaced)

was so shazzed during spring break that i pissed off the roof

by droppedouttacollege November 16, 2022

shanzai

Mandarin for excellent, often used by Buddhist monks, also in non-sinophone communities

*a misunderstanding gets resolved*
Amituofo, Shanzai, shanzai!

by m8rph August 14, 2017

Scazz

The ungodly mixture of one’s sperm and faeces.

Often stored in a bucket for safekeeping.

Person 1: Dude, I’ll give you $50 if you take a lick of the scazz bucket.

Person 2: $50? Yeah alright.
*dies*

by SnailMince January 29, 2019

Shatz

(n) Someone who is extremely bad at both fantasy football and daily fantasy basketball.

(adj) Also can be used to describe an action or statement to be so cringey it's unbearable.

(n): "You have now pulled a Shatz by losing your 15th contest in a row in DFS."
(adj): "That was such a Shatz joke, how, in any way, do you think that is funny?"

by Puerto Rican Sniper November 20, 2019