Shit-faced Shades

the shades that nobody can see through that you put on when your drunk or high to cover up your eyes to try to make people think your not high or drunk... but they just make it more noticable...but you keep putting them on

Tom: nice SHIT-FACED SHADES Rick.
Rick:They arnt SHIT-FACED SHADES, its just bright out....
Tom: It's 11:34 P.M
Rick: Well im not drunk.....

by iTS ME? May 16, 2010

dick in the shade

To out-alpha someone. To do something that makes someone else's action (which was until then thought of as manly) look less impressive.

A: I've fixed the radio
B: I've built this plasma screen TV!
C to D : Well that put his dick in the shade.

by jonesc55 May 11, 2016

shades of fargo

The sunglasses that belong to the little green fucker that lives inside my telephone jack and only comes out at night to mess up my apartment. His name is Fargo.

I found the shades of fargo under the refrigerator again.

by sabtechian April 30, 2009

shadded

To overindulge in alcohol to such an extent that you pass out for atleast three hours straight and then miraculously wake up.

"Aw I can't wait for the party on Saturday, I'm so getting shadded."

by Goose22 December 15, 2014

Shandee

She is a very creative woman she protects her family like a wild bear protects her cubs. She is a Woman with a high appetite for bingo. And also a hankering for keno. Can often be seen with an array of cards and dabbers darting dagger eyes at anyone brave enough to look at her cards.

Ooh look at that lady there. She looks like a shandee. We should go before things go crazy.

by I love chunks January 31, 2015

50 shades of bronco

A common side effect of Bronco Vision.

The scarcity of attractive women at Cal Poly Pomona has transcended men to develop Bronco Cock. Having this newly developed power, dudes become extremely horny and end up performing heinous acts that not even your whore of a mother would approve of.

Bitch: Yo you wanna hop on the game?
TopG: Nah, I'll hop yo cock and go 50 shades of bronco on you tonight.
(The women at CPP have cocks)

by TDiazzle24 October 2, 2022

shades

sunglasses (always used in the plural)

They had rather tacky looking shades on the shelf.

by The Return of Light Joker May 20, 2011