lawn service

The uncomfortable and frustrating act of having to make conversation with your pot dealer instead of just paying and leaving.

Common topics include: World peace, how it's "bullshit" that weed is still illegal on a federal level, Ron Paul, Hootie & the Blowfish, how "brilliant" The Big Lebowski is, etc...

"Hey, I thought you were gonna be right back."

"Yeah, I stopped over at Manfred's for a dimebag, and had to give him lawn service for like 2 hours."

"Lawn service?"

"Yeah, it's like 'lip service', but with grass."

by lechiffrefreakout October 17, 2015

midnight service

During the late 1950s, the act of stealing hubcaps off cars at night.

My car received some unwanted midnight service.

by Ampris May 6, 2017

Craft services

The people who provide snacks such as granola bars and chips or fruit and veggies on a movie set.

The catering on that movie wasn't all that but craft services really rocked!

by 4realazitgits March 25, 2021

Mustard Service.

A very good band. They formed in 2015..They're in an indie band who make something they describe as "Zest Pop". It goes from rock, jazz, surf, funk or bossa nova. Very good band, very recommended. They have two albums, "Zest Pop" and "C'est la vie."

Person A: I love Mustard Service.
Person B: Me too, my favorite song is "Oh Honey Baby."

by zakkattak May 17, 2023

caviar service

Having your balls licked and or sucked.
There is pit side and pole side caviar service.
Pit side is when the servers face is in the receivers ass and pole side should be self explanatory.

I was getting head from your mom and it turned into full on caviar service.

by Captain Kibosh August 30, 2022

service nut

Noun. Slang. A person who goes to a car dealership every day with a new problem or concern.

Why do you go to the car dealership every day? You're a service nut! Wym? You go to a car dealership every day with a new problem or concern.

by B-rizzle September 16, 2019

community and service

The shit that IB forces you to do to get your fucking lazy ass off the couch twice a semester to help some poor motherfucker out by walking his fucking dog or cleaning his laundry out to increase your grades.

Here are your Community and Service Logbooks *puts a fake smile on*.

(meanwhile in the brain of every person in the class) Not this shit again! I already did four last year!

by IBsurvivor December 31, 2013