Government department with the job of making people insecure by getting cops to break into their homes.
A good example of Newspeak.
A good example of Newspeak.
The far-right bigot in charge of this office, whose name I forget, is the same man who spent years trying to lynch Mumia Abu-Jamal and he's praised the Nazis as well.
by annoyed anarchist May 2, 2004
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I got the bipolar, my niglet got the ADHD, and my momma got the diabetes. God blessed us with money for life! We's on the Social Security Disability!
by Darius from Quebec September 20, 2012
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1: a security group brought straight from the depths of hell: ROBLOX
2: a place where it seems every so often people like to become (insert animal here) girls/boys
2: a place where it seems every so often people like to become (insert animal here) girls/boys
person 1: i just joined plasma security division, its my first day and its pretty cool here
person 2: oh hell naw wtf you gonna be transformed into a fucking (animal) later on
person 2: oh hell naw wtf you gonna be transformed into a fucking (animal) later on
by Calamitas January 8, 2022
Get the Plasma Security Division mug.A highly orgasmic sexual position involving three females and one male. Also includes a wheel chair. The man sits in the wheel chair while the women take turns pleasuring him in various way while moving.
Very kinky.
Very kinky.
"Hey Matt what's your social security number?"
"oh sick dude"
"Did you tap that social security style?"
"oh sick dude"
"Did you tap that social security style?"
by Roxiewells June 8, 2008
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by RustyCannon January 1, 2010
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Person 1: "Hey did you hear about Dr. █████ getting dragged in by the Internal Security Department?" Person 2: "Who's ISD?"
by iiGibbyz December 9, 2020
Get the Internal Security Department mug.A force to be dealt with, especially if you go to TTHS. Basically, any security guard at that particular high school. They are prone to attack people for these reasons:
1. The sky is blue
2. They're not high anymore
3. That person exists
4. They're stupid
5. Their anus hurts
6. They were on Ye Grand Hunt For Ye Olde Reefer and you just happened to be standing there
7. They feel like s**t, so they want to make you feel like s**t, too
8. Any reason you can think of.
1. The sky is blue
2. They're not high anymore
3. That person exists
4. They're stupid
5. Their anus hurts
6. They were on Ye Grand Hunt For Ye Olde Reefer and you just happened to be standing there
7. They feel like s**t, so they want to make you feel like s**t, too
8. Any reason you can think of.
Me: Oh, what a lovely day, la la la la...
Krackhead Security Guard From the Seventh Ring of Hell: Move out of the way....*mumbles something about not gettin any humboldt last week and reeking of smoke and urine*
Me: *move politely but flip them off behind their backs* What a dickhead...
Krackhead Security Guard From the Seventh Ring of Hell: Move out of the way....*mumbles something about not gettin any humboldt last week and reeking of smoke and urine*
Me: *move politely but flip them off behind their backs* What a dickhead...
by Shawn B. January 15, 2007
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