Seattle Snicker

The act of deficating in ones mouth and then proceeding to fuck their mouth

Anyone up for a seattle snicker tonight

by Mr_Fister93 November 10, 2019

Seattle Seltzer

Nitro cold brew coffee, a kind of coffee served chilled that uses bubbles of dissolved nitrogen to add a smooth texture. These bubbles are notably smaller than those of carbonated water.

I’m gonna grab a Seattle Seltzer to wake myself up.

by vanishingly February 22, 2021

Seattle Shuffle

When you want out of a relationship and you have your homie tell a girl that you’re gay to get them off your back.

“Ryan you still going out with that girl?”

“Nah, me and Conor pulled a Seattle Shuffle on that bitch.”

by Your boi soggy shirt October 14, 2019

Seattle Storm

While receiving a blow job from your girl, you ejaculate into her mouth, and she stands up and sputters it out over you in the fashion of a lawn sprinkler.

Grab your umbrella.

James: Angela surprised me with a Seattle Storm last night.

Ryan: I hope you brought your rain Poncho!

by DirtyMike&ThaBoyz December 11, 2017

Seattle Sausage

When you add other objects and fillings to the empty space in ones condom as to create more girth.

Source; Some YouTube comment by a man called Jon
"Love to use the old Seattle side car, where you stuff other stuff in the condom to add girth."
I appropriated the name to Seattle Sausage because there was already a Seattle Sidecar.

"Dude I was with a girl and she said my penis was small, so I tricked her by pulling a Seattle Sausage on her."

by The ‘High’ Cleric April 21, 2021

Seattle Calo

A tight sphincter helmet originating from the northwestern region of the United States.

That guy dropped the Seattle Calo right on him didn’t he?

by 2wheelin2dn July 16, 2019

seattle sweatshirt

When your fucking a dirty, hairy tree hugger from Seattle and when cum in her mouth it blows her head off like Curt Kobain

I gave her that hobo hobby the Seattle sweatshirt

by Fire 12 March 11, 2017