Buffalo Staple

When you're dating a girl from Buffalo, NY who insists everything except Jesus himself is a "Buffalo Staple" (They all do.), and you're having sex with them and about to cum, you dump a bottle of Duffs "World Famous" hot sauce on your cock so it get in and around their vagina and staple a map of the rest of the world (Which exists OUTSIDE OF BUFFALO.), to the back of their head with an industrial staple gun.

She suggested we go to Duff's for dinner, so I suggested when we get home I would give her a buffalo staple.

by The Buffalo Stapler September 6, 2016

joy staples

a type of coupon that hates playing the piano, or someone who really enjoys eating chicken while petting various chinchillas.

Hey is that a sweater or a Joy Staples?

Keep that Joy Staples away from the cows!

by thelittlelamb January 13, 2018

dutch sealed the bang bang

When your dealer successfully receives a delivery of high grade MDMA from the Netherlands.

Mdma just landed dutch sealed the bang bang. Deals on and delivery from 7.30pm. Get at me.

by mundymeme May 15, 2018

web stapler

While two girls are Tribbing against each other, one of them squirts inside her partner. But during the process, finds out she has spider powers, so her squirt was essentially a bunch of impact webs, sticking each other together; web stapler

person 1: i think im going to...
person 2: oh yeah
pesron 1: *shhhhhhhhhhhh
person 2: ummm
person 1: that was fun
(both of them attempt to leave)
person 1: why can't i move
person 2: i believe we're in what's called a web stapler
both: *laughs

by Zimbaycoleo December 7, 2020

Ball Stapler

"Busting my balls" said different. That's it. What were you expecting?

F1- "Kelly's such a ball stapler, she's constantly over my head asking me stuff

by Shin-- February 27, 2021

Jesse Searle

An absolute barrel. Some would describe this as an abomination. This largely obese dog weighs in at approximately 169kg.

Holy shit , is that fricking ‘Jesse Searle’

‘Jesse last walk around the block, she’s getting old know the barrel’

by George Flord November 9, 2022

wet seal steal seat sealed

Alternatively used as "Quack Quack Spot Back." Meaning ones seat is saved.

Luke went to get a soda so he called "Wet seal steal seat sealed". It ensured Taylor wouldn't steal his spot. Taylor you cock.

by Mexi mable April 6, 2015