Schmohawk

My father was a Shawnee. My mother was a Mohawk. What does that make me? Answer: a Schmohawk. (From The Eddie Cantor Radio Show in the early 1940s)

He is such a schmohawk, he thinks Greenpoint is the tip of a sour pickle.

by Vaildoc February 12, 2018

schmob

to drive, to go somewhere, to do something

Wanna schmob in my car?
Wanna schmob on some grub?

by Max Critchfield June 20, 2003

schmoigle

a small amount

I have a schmoigle of homework to do

by Schmoigle November 10, 2009

Schmoner

A very quiet girl who acts like an angel but is really the devil. She is super nice, and has a bright smile. Her bum is un-normal since its so huge.

I met a Schmoner on the weekend. We drank VodkaAAaa, and went outside in the freezing cold. Her ass was so white and had veins.

by Arexxx January 21, 2009

scemo

Pronounced: see-moe
A derogatory term used to describe those who feel the need to make themselves appear very sad, depressed, and whiney almost 100 percent of the time.

These people tend to wear too much black, ugly patterns from the 80s, and flat shoes. The females tend to have eating disorders and like to post pictures of themselves in underwear on MySpace. The males tend to love to give sexual favors to other males in the hopes that it will either A) attract him more scemo girls or B) ...just get some peen.

Now, the origin of this word is derived from the North American slang words of "scene" and "emo".

"Why is Sally always crying and making up lies about how her parents hit her?"

"Because she's Scemo."

by Abbey<3 May 30, 2006

Scemopoth

a mixture of scene, emo, punk, and goth. I made it up.

Aly is so scemopoth. She likes bows and dinosaurs and Hello Kitty, but she is very angry and emotional, rebellious, and loves the color black.

by alythegrape September 18, 2011

Schmock

Slang term for cannibis or marajuana.

'Did you bring the schmock?'

'Lets go get high off this schmock'

by Paidii November 6, 2012