split screening

The act of stealthily masturbating behind two distracted video game players and ejaculating on both of them. Bonus points for headshots, quickscopes, and 360 noscopes.

Gary and his boyfriend were playing Halo all day so I splitscreened them while they were in sudden death. Even got a headshot on Gary.

Beth keeps split screening Dave and I, maybe we should tie her up in the basement.

by Simian187 February 11, 2014

Toilet Scrolling

Scrolling on social media while on the toilet. #lol

While at a friend's house: "I promise I wasn't pooping in the bathroom, I was just toilet scrolling."

by WhooliaJulia March 20, 2019

boot scooting

When dogs or cats slide their butt along the floor because they have poop stuck that they can’t get off or other difficulty

Pete was boot scooting down the hallway again; time to take him to the vet to get his anal glands expressed.

by Rythaen June 21, 2021

scooting

To finger someone with your tounge

Last night I was scooting her ass.

by Schinkle April 9, 2017

scroingle

To slightly damage something, e.g. by creasing

I wouldn't buy that book. The page corners are scroingled.

by zagrebmike April 15, 2005

scrobbing

A gently form of reminding something to the scatterbrains. Used especially in huge corporations and open space offices in Poland, like +)

- delikatne przypominanie zapominalskim o tym, o czym zapomnieli ;)
- Tak? A co takiego? ;d
- ale scrobbing to jest po polsku przeciez

by m4c8it November 7, 2007

scooping

When you do a drug and you feel like it scooped a part of your brain out, like ice cream but with brain cells.

i scooped so hard last night, I saw God

yo, we scooping tonight?

by MRSdirt June 12, 2011