Scratch.mit.edu

A slow coding website notoriously occupied by 6 years old.

Scratch.mit.edu is pretty useful, aside from the fact that it 1) can't handle a single MB and 2) is full of little kids, so literally no bad words or semi-mature content is allowed.

by idkwhatthefuckdoyouwantmetosay December 2, 2017

scraper board

A skate board pimmped out with tasles chains tin foil or what ever is lookin claen on your scraper. invented in A-town by the SPK and the TTS clicks... we roll hard so dont step. if you see a scraper board scrapin in you direction you better step back.

If you se me on my scraper board Step back and watch me scrape.

by SPK/TTS November 21, 2007

Morning Scratch

The prolonged scratching session to a man's junk in the morning. Usually done before getting out of bed or while on the toilet.

oh jeeze, I really need a morning scratch!..............Ah yeah.........there we go.

by venatio April 4, 2010

stomach scraper

an extremely enormous phallus; a huge cock so large that it internally hits the back of the vagina and scrapes in the stomach.

kelly: omg, i rode scott's dick last night and he has a tooootal stomach scraper!

by L. Cullen December 14, 2010

Skeet n' Scrape

While masturbating in a hurry, you cum on your stomach with no way of cleaning it off, you pull up your underwear above your chest and scrape the cum towards your genitalia. Stomach should be skeet free.

Ian was home alone and he started masturbating to anal sex and ejaculated all over his stomach. His mom suddenly came home so he skeet n' scraped to remove all evidence.

by ooglytoop7272 October 21, 2010

scratch your yahtz

1. a phrase that means you did something you didn't want to do; usually something gross or inappropriate since this phrase sounds disgusting when uttered.

2. to itch your vagina

"Sibley scratched the shit out of her yahtz earlier."

"Fine, I"ll scratch your yahtz by talking to Buzzkill Karl all night."

by kirby552277 March 4, 2010

scaternity

A scaternity is a group of people associated or formally organized for a common purpose, interest, and pleasure in feces and fecal matter.

Bro 1: I gotta take a shit, dude.
Bro 2: Oh me too, bro.
Bro 1: It's like we're a scaternity!

by The Great Kraken September 3, 2010