speef

when a man busts a nut that is mixed with splooge and piss

I speefed last night during sex

by matt defoor January 29, 2008

Scenefucker

A slang term for a gay Welshman.

"I say Gareth, I ain't going in the Lamb and Flag tonight, it's full of Scenefuckers and I've got a sore arse as it is".

by Puge Henis August 2, 2006

Sneef

Similar to a "snart" which is a simultaneous sneeze and fart, a sneef is a simultaneous combination of a sneeze and a queef.

I was with a girl last night who sneefed after we were done having sex. She went to sneeze and a queef came out.

by Skizzle308 May 16, 2011

Sceeby

Someone who smokes a-lot of pot, really just a crazy amount of pot. They have also been known to wear cloths that is three sizes to big and talk like retards.

Guy," Did you see that sceeby stoner.''
Girl,'' Yes I would never have sex with him.''

by cantcatchmehomeskillet August 29, 2013

Scief

losing or failing in a subject.

Come on lets start tying and not scief.
I just sciefed on my test.

by VermithraxInfo September 17, 2016

speef

A man sized octopus that lives on land and is called Pete (The Octopus). They are also yellow sometimes.

I was walking down the street and I saw a speef.

by speef master December 13, 2004

sheef

when a girl queefs and a little shit comes out her pussy. its a deeper fart.

1. I get up out of bed, sheef on the floor, and wipe it up with my sheefing hairs.

2. Sally sheefed.

by ballsackfingerdildo October 18, 2010