Binary scale

The Binary scale is the theoretical decision making process which ultimately comes into play when judging whether it is more preferable than not, to have sexual intercourse with a given member of the opposite sex at a given time. Just like the real life "sex or no sex" decision, there are only 2 possibilities: 1 representing "yes", and 0 representing "no".

It is a great way to break down the completely arbitrary 10 point rating scale to a level that can be analyzed and compared by all, with relative ease.

John: "Hey Paul, did you see that girl over there with the tight jeans?"
Paul: "Ya man, she was definitely a 1!"
John: "Haha, good use of the binary scale!"


George: "Hey man, guess who I nailed last night?"
Ringo: "Who?"
George: "The groupie with the curly hair"
Ringo: "Awwww man, she is a zero in my books!"

by Brones January 30, 2009

FAT Scale

The FAT scale is the single most important measure when judging women. Each letter represents an element of a girls features F for Face, A for ass, and T for Tits. Each letter is then assigned a number from 1-10, depending on how hot she is. 1 is disgusting, 5 is average, 10 is unreal. State their score in respective order. For example, a pretty girl with an average ass and big tits might yield the score 7, 5, 8.

Guy 1: I got laid by a sexy bitch last night!
Guy 2 FAT scale her!
Guy 1: 8, 10, 9!
Guy 2: I hope you rode that ass like a Mexican!

by Huculak October 27, 2011

Hotness Scale

A measuring tool that many guys use to quantitatively compare the hotness of girls on a 10 point scale. While girls may do this to, men are notorious for having consistent and somewhat harsh scales. The scale is a harsh scale, since there is no real thing as a perfect 10, and fairly attractive girls are given scores that are what they may seemingly deserve. For example, Kirsten Dunst would probably only recieve a 6.5 or 7. This is a fair rating. The minimum rating that most men would consider fucking is a 4.

EX-

A: Dude I would totally bone that chick, she's a 6.5.
B: Are you blind? She is a 4, far below fucking standards on the hotness scale.

by Larry Finster December 28, 2009

The Becca Scale

A scale on which women are ranked based purely on physical attractiveness. Ranges from 1-100, with 1 being the lowest base unit, 1 Becca, and 100 being a theoretical perfect state. 20 and above is respectable, 40 and above is hot, and 50 and above is smokin' hot. Less than 10 is subhuman. Numbers around 100 are reserved for celebrities and those generally acknowledged to be the world's hottest women. Personality and Intelligence are not included on the scale.

"That girl on the other side of the bar, I reckon she's about 25 on The Becca Scale. I could do that."

by JojoAgogo January 23, 2009

Relationship 10 Point Scale

1st... Hug
2nd... Holding Hands
3rd... Kiss On The Cheek
4th... Kiss On The Lips
5th... Open Kiss
6th... Kiss With Tongues
7th... Touching Boobs, Vagina And/Or Penis
8th... 7th But With Clothes Off
9th... Oral Sex
10th... Sexual Intercourse

Dude1: How Far Did You Get With That Girl?
Dude2: Well, On The Relationship 10 Point Scale We Got To 4! :D

by LilMissBlondie August 17, 2009

Kg-scale

The scale rating women on how many kilos bodyweight they'd have to lose before one would consider sleeping with them.

The number indicating the amount of kilos the woman has to burn, meaning the scale ranges from 0 (totally doable) to infinite (NEVA).

Not to be confused with the Draught Beer Scale

- Dude that fat chick over there is totally eyeing you!
- She's gourgeous. A solid 9!
- Dude... On the kg-scale maybe
- I like'em chuppy

by UT+Per7 August 14, 2014

Scale

The scale is evil and will make you cry

Lady 1: " You won't believe what the scale said!"
Lady 2:" Them things lie!"

by Birds are spys April 29, 2020