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satellite kid

A kid who has gone on to study in a foreign country by himself at an early age.
Andrew, a satellite kid, has been going through an identity crisis recently.
by El_Jeferino October 7, 2017
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Satchel

A baby back bitch who wants do be dominated by girls with dick, wants to suck toes and be stepped on. Likes tsunderes and will be a good bottom, is kinda slow but will get it eventually.(weakness is cock and ball torture)
Dont pull a satchel or I will hit you
by Bored biscuit February 17, 2019
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Cack Satchel

A place, project or thing that has gone wrong in numerous and potentially malodorous ways.
This bar used to be pretty good, but it's completely changed. Bit of a cack satchel now.

Windows Mobile. Cack Satchel.
by The Fat Controller January 8, 2010
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hooter satchel

A bra.
On Tuesday nights my old lady digs through the Planet Aid boxes in the Walmart parking lot to score a free hooter satchel.
by Zavolta January 9, 2018
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Only the satellites know

The answer to all lifes quetions and mysteries.
Jack - Wheres my other sock.

Jill - Only the satellittes know.

James - John you were really pissed last night what happened after I left the party.

John - I was soo pissed Only the satellites know.
by vowvs November 4, 2012
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Satchel Bat

One whom sucks balls. A person that inserts a man's bag into his mouth and proceeds to suck on the testicles. Similar to a fruit bat. Typically a gay male, that preys on a man's genetals.
Wes Hevener is sucks a Satchel Bat! Why does he have to be suck a dickhead all the time?
by S4S April 9, 2010
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