by caammeelltoe June 6, 2016
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BLU Soldier: HEY! You! Stop right there!
BLU Scout: Don't let him get to the fri-
RED Heavy: (Opens fridge and eats Sandvich) Omnomnom
BLU Scout: OHMYGODOHMYGOD!
Punching is heard.
BLU Scout: MY BLOOD! HE JUST PUNCHED OUT ALL OF MY BLODD!
Snapping noises are heard
BLU Soldier: You call THAT breaking my spine? You RED team ladies wouldn't know how to break a spine if-
More snapping noses
BLU Soldier: AHHHHH! MY SPIIINNNNEEEE!!!!!!
Girlish scream is heard.
End.
BLU Scout: Don't let him get to the fri-
RED Heavy: (Opens fridge and eats Sandvich) Omnomnom
BLU Scout: OHMYGODOHMYGOD!
Punching is heard.
BLU Scout: MY BLOOD! HE JUST PUNCHED OUT ALL OF MY BLODD!
Snapping noises are heard
BLU Soldier: You call THAT breaking my spine? You RED team ladies wouldn't know how to break a spine if-
More snapping noses
BLU Soldier: AHHHHH! MY SPIIINNNNEEEE!!!!!!
Girlish scream is heard.
End.
by roastbeef530 March 12, 2011
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"Grilled Cheese Obama Sandwich" comes from the latin words of "Homo Capti in Caseo", wich roughly translates to "Obama in Cheese".
"Grilled Cheese Obama Sandwich" is a tradicional food eaten in The United States of America to celebrate the precidency of the first Irish American President.
"Grilled Cheese Obama Sandwich" is a highly chaloracly dense food, at about 7000 calories per sandwich.
"Grilled Cheese Obama Sandwich" is a tradicional food eaten in The United States of America to celebrate the precidency of the first Irish American President.
"Grilled Cheese Obama Sandwich" is a highly chaloracly dense food, at about 7000 calories per sandwich.
by Luk2 December 28, 2022
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by DudeKiwi August 9, 2021
Get the Boston Sandwich mug.A pork sandwich is when you have sex with a woman in the morning and then another woman in the afternoon and then end up with the first (original woman) again at night.
The woman you originally have sex with in the morning and later that night is the bun. The afternoon piggy is the meat. Hence the name, Pork Sandwich.
The woman you originally have sex with in the morning and later that night is the bun. The afternoon piggy is the meat. Hence the name, Pork Sandwich.
Bro 1: Hey man, what did you do yesterday?
Bro 2: I totally crushed a Pork Sandwich!
Bro 1: Whoa, what piggies did you crush?
Bro 2: My side girl was the bun and my gf was the meat.
Bro 1: I am impressed, you fucking dirtbag! Excellent strategy, sir!
Bro 2: I totally crushed a Pork Sandwich!
Bro 1: Whoa, what piggies did you crush?
Bro 2: My side girl was the bun and my gf was the meat.
Bro 1: I am impressed, you fucking dirtbag! Excellent strategy, sir!
by Ed Douchington, Esq. July 24, 2017
Get the Pork Sandwich mug."You were almost a Jill Sandwich" a quote from Resident evil, said by Barry Burton right when he saved Jill Valentine from being crushed to death.
by Snicker Tits January 26, 2009
Get the Jill Sandwich mug.Adverb meaning "within the limits of sandwich consumption". The phrase "as soon as sandwichly possible" reflects a reluctance of someone to aid another, having better things to do instead (such as eating a sandwich). The phrase is meant to be a sarcastic response to such a plead for help or assistance, and it was coined by the crew of a movie reviewing podcast named "We Hate Movies" in an episode named "Deadly Friend".
"You want me to check under your bed for monsters? Yeah, I'll come as soon as sandwichly possible."
"When the package will arrive? As soon as sandwichly possible."
"When the package will arrive? As soon as sandwichly possible."
by Earl86 April 12, 2012
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